A white man just knocked on my door.

[biteme]

I wonder what the criminal wants. I ain't answering it. He's probably a criminal.

 

[preemo]

Lol U R Funny Bro!!!

 

[BrothaBill]

Did he ask you if this there was anyone there that was predictable?

 

[biteme]

Did he ask you if this there was anyone there that was predictable?

Yeah, but I told him BrothaBill doesn't live here. He asked if I'm part black, calling people brotha. I said yes, now get your criminal ass out of here before I call the fuzz.

 

[BrothaBill]

Yeah, but I told him BrothaBill doesn't live here. He asked if I'm part black, calling people brotha. I said yes, now get your criminal ass out of here before I call the fuzz.

Two prostitutes were walking down the street, one whore turns to the other says "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" the other girl turns back "NO, but Ive been twirled around by my tits!"

 

[WarriorPL]

Did you sleep with him?

 

[biteme]

Two prostitutes were walking down the street, one whore turns to the other says "You ever been picked up by the fuzz?" the other girl turns back "NO, but Ive been twirled around by my tits!"

Haha! Not that shit is funny! NTSIF