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A sure way to get laid.

sereneman

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According to my ex-wife who is a dirty, dirty, slut. If you will get a tattoo that says Pussy Eater, you will have no problem getting laid.
 
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fistfullofsteel said:


why is she a dirty, dirty, slut?

I borrowed that line from the movie, "Billy Madison." I call her a slut because she cheated on me and according to the text book definition of a slut-she is one. I am too if you consider all the woman I have screwed in my fantacies.
 
casavant said:
Only shaved or very neatly trimmed pussies will be eaten my the Casameister. :D

I just can't believe so many guys out there are willing to plant their face in a strange pussy that could have been cum in just a few hours before your tongue.

BTW Starfish if you are as cute as your avatar I would lick you all over(just about anyway).
 
Bobber said:


I just can't believe so many guys out there are willing to plant their face in a strange pussy that could have been cum in just a few hours before your tongue.

BTW Starfish if you are as cute as your avatar I would lick you all over(just about anyway).

I'm with you Bobber......that's precisely the reason i only stick my tongue in a chicks ass.
 
vinylgroover said:


I'm with you Bobber......that's precisely the reason i only stick my tongue in a chicks ass.

LOL! That is most deffinetly reserved for looooong term relationship privelages.
 
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sereneman said:


I borrowed that line from the movie, "Billy Madison." I call her a slut because she cheated on me and according to the text book definition of a slut-she is one. I am too if you consider all the woman I have screwed in my fantacies.

fantasy and reality is different. i could dream of killing somebody and not act on it and still be ok, but actually killing somebody is much different.

Do you still actually talk to her?
 
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fistfullofsteel said:


fantasy and reality is different. i could dream of killing somebody and not act on it and still be ok, but actually killing somebody is much different.

Do you still actually talk to her?

Yes, I have to because we share custody of our daughter. Oftentimes while I'm talking to her and she's being the smartass bitch that she is, I fantacise that I am knocking her teeth out.
 
Bobber said:


I just can't believe so many guys out there are willing to plant their face in a strange pussy that could have been cum in just a few hours before your tongue.

It's not like I hook up with random chicks and eat there pussies. I've been with a grand total of seven chicks in my life.
 
casavant said:


It's not like I hook up with random chicks and eat there pussies. I've been with a grand total of seven chicks in my life.

Give it time my man, soon you'll be caught up with me.
 
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sereneman said:


Yes, I have to because we share custody of our daughter. Oftentimes while I'm talking to her and she's being the smartass bitch that she is, I fantacise that I am knocking her teeth out.


Don't do that. I will do that for you.
 
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fistfullofsteel said:



Don't do that. I will do that for you.

If you are serious let me know. That bitch also cut off the tip of my right big finger. I never laid a hand on her.
 
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sereneman said:


If you are serious let me know. That bitch also cut off the tip of my right big finger. I never laid a hand on her.

WTF, how did she do that? Did she go to jail? Did they reattach it?

See, I'm a peaceful person but once the line is crossed I'm more evil than Ganghis Khan and Hitler combined. I would have knocked her the fuck out if she cut my finger off.
 
We were still dating at the time. She had gone out with a guy because she wasn't sure she was ready to get that serious yet. So turnabout is fair play, although I just went to a party and when I came back to our apartment she had the bedroom door chain latched. She was mad that I had been out so late. She finally opened the door and I put my hand on the door frame while I was talking to her. She abrubtly turned around and slammed the door, chopping my finger off just above the knuckle in the process. To this day, because of the way she is, I think it may have been on purpose. At the least, it was exremely careless. She had to know my hand was right there in the way.
 
sereneman said:
We were still dating at the time. She had gone out with a guy because she wasn't sure she was ready to get that serious yet. So turnabout is fair play, although I just went to a party and when I came back to our apartment she had the bedroom door chain latched. She was mad that I had been out so late. She finally opened the door and I put my hand on the door frame while I was talking to her. She abrubtly turned around and slammed the door, chopping my finger off just above the knuckle in the process. To this day, because of the way she is, I think it may have been on purpose. At the least, it was exremely careless. She had to know my hand was right there in the way.

:mad: That's fucked up.
 
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