A Rotten Pistachio

[Dunk]

Nothing more displeasing than eating a Rotten Pistachio.

It takes a good 2 or 3 good Pistachio's after that one to rid that acidic taste from my mouth.

And if u really wanna take me out of Pistachio heaven?

Hand me a Sealed Rotten Pistachio. (without a slit)

It's bad enough I must fight with the shell to get it open, let alone let the reward be a rancid taste in my mouth. Fuck that!

Pistachios should be inspected. Carefully. Discarding the following:

Priority #1 - Rotten Pistachio's

Priority #2 - No Slits

 

[tuc biscuit]

I hate not having a good slit in my hand.

 

[Lestat]

I was just thinking this the other day

 

[Cutiebaby]

i love pistachios....remember the red ones??? local store doesnt have them...my fingers would turn red!!!!!

 

[KillahBee]

Priority #2 - No Slits

this is also found in aap's The Closet Homosexual's Guide to Dating

 

[pintoca]

I was just thinking this the other day

not having a slit?

 

[Dunk]

you know now that i think about it. the price would double per bag. fuck that too.

i can just imagine the reaction of pistachio factory worker assigned to inspect the pistachios

they would probably have a reaction similar to the dessert chef in the movie Casino at the Tangeirs Hotel when Sam Rothstien of the Sam Rothstien Show (read that again but say it like the lady who annunces the show) tells him to put equal amounts of blueberrys in each muffin.

"Do you know how long that is going to take"

 

[Y_lifter]

#3 on the Pistachio Suck Parade would be getting a huge bag of Stale Pistachios

 

[Dunk]

#3 on the Pistachio Suck Parade would be getting a huge bad of Stale Pistachios

oh man. i dont even wanna know what i might do if that were to ever happen.

wives would be taken.

 

[Eringobraugh]

Best tasting salt in the world is on a pistacio

 

[Lestat]

Best tasting salt in the world is on a pistacio

dude why are people bombing you?

 

[Dunk]

Best tasting salt in the world is on a pistacio

i dont know dude.

when i was in Jamaica. The salt they used on their fries at the grill on the beach was the bomb.

 

[Deterass]

Best thread eva!

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Dammit.

Now I want some pistachios.

 

[Dunk]

Dammit.

Now I want some pistachios.

i went to town on a bad of pistachios earlier.

if u dont take them away from me i will eat them until they are all gone.

its like peeing. impossible to cut yourself off.

 

[Daisy_]

I think the "rotten ones" are the ones worms have tapped into. Just like the bad sunflower seeds.

 

[Y_lifter]

Bag..

 

[Redshoteye]

Best tasting salt in the world is on a pistacio

let me rub one out. mine's not bad


eh.......... wow

 

[Deterass]

let me rub one out. mine's not bad


eh.......... wow

Band!

 

[IvanOffelitch]

i went to town on a bad of pistachios earlier.

if u dont take them away from me i will eat them until they are all gone.

its like peeing. impossible to cut yourself off.

You know you're a pistachio junkie when your thumbnails constantly bleed from splitting the shells open.

 

[Redshoteye]

sorry... im just an almond type of guy...

 

[Redshoteye]

apologies.

 

[Lestat]

pqwned

 

[Redshoteye]

for a pistachio joke lol?...

so wondering if the consensus why your bombing me is b/c it was #1 a bad joke or #2 everyones got a stick up their ass with no sense of humor

i'd like to think #2... chill fellas, eat drink and be merry

 

[Lestat]

for a pistachio joke lol?...

so wondering if the consensus why your bombing me is b/c it was #1 a bad joke or #2 everyones got a stick up their ass with no sense of humor

i'd like to think #2... chill fellas, eat drink and be merry

im leaning towards #2

 

[Dunk]

You know you're a pistachio junkie when your thumbnails constantly bleed from splitting the shells open.

eff that. no time for the thumb opening technique.

one hand on the mouse surfing EF

one hand grabbin a shell and open it up with your teeth.

remove the pistachio but from the shell with your tongue.

you need the tongue of a parrot. sometimes i wish i had that little nail they have on the end of their tongue just so i can increase my intake of P.P.S.

(Pistachios Per Second)

 

[Spanky11]

lol, that was bomb worthy? fingers off the triggers, lads.

 

[Dunk]

we should all boycott till this issue is addressed.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

eff that. no time for the thumb opening technique.

one hand on the mouse surfing EF

one hand grabbin a shell and open it up with your teeth.

remove the pistachio but from the shell with your tongue.

you need the tongue of a parrot. sometimes i wish i had that little nail they have on the end of their tongue just so i can increase my intake of P.P.S.

(Pistachios Per Second)

I used to do it that way `till a shell slipped and gashed the hell outta my gum, bled like a mofo.

Hence I open them with my hands now.

 

[Dunk]

I used to do it that way `till a shell slipped and gashed the hell outta my gum, bled like a mofo.

Hence I open them with my hands now.

i can crush open a walnut with one hand.