:: a question for warik ::

[decibel]

warik --

why is your hero he-man wearing a harness? he looks like the biggest bottom in the universe.

i wonder which "master" gets to ride his ass.

 

[Weapon X]

Let's not even talk about that haircut...

 

[harmonic]

If I was as big a him, I'd wear whatever the fuck I wanted to.

 

[Warik]

It's not a harness. It's a thingee with his symbol on it and a scabbard in the back for his sword. How is He-Man supposed to store his sword if he's walking around shirtless? And if he walks around with all his clothes on, how is he supposed to look intimidating?

As for your "bottom" comment, He-Man's sexuality is not in question as can be clearly seen at the end of the episode entitled "The Problem with Power."

Face it dude, He-Man isn't one of you. Although, that guy with Skeletor called Whiplash looks and sounds like the biggest flamer in the universe. What's worse than a bottom? That's what he is.

I'm glad I could answer your questions.

-Warik

 

[Weapon X]

What's worse than a bottom?

I hadn't realize that being a bottom was "bad."

 

[Sailor_Girl]

What about She-Ra....ain't she his bitch?

 

[MINISTER]

It's not a harness. It's a thingee with his symbol on it and a scabbard in the back for his sword. How is He-Man supposed to store his sword if he's walking around shirtless? And if he walks around with all his clothes on, how is he supposed to look intimidating?

As for your "bottom" comment, He-Man's sexuality is not in question as can be clearly seen at the end of the episode entitled "The Problem with Power."

Face it dude, He-Man isn't one of you. Although, that guy with Skeletor called Whiplash looks and sounds like the biggest flamer in the universe. What's worse than a bottom? That's what he is.

I'm glad I could answer your questions.

-Warik

Spoken like a true "Master of the UNiverse"

 

[Weapon X]

Hmmm... bitmaps don't seem to post...

 

[Warik]

I hadn't realize that being a bottom was "bad."

If I don't want to be something, it is bad. I don't want to be a bottom; therefore, being a bottom is bad.

-Warik

 

[Yellowbomber]

looks cools for me

 

[Weapon X]

Do you want to be God?

 

[Warik]

What about She-Ra....ain't she his bitch?

She-Ra is the biggest dork. They had an animated movie with both He-Man and She-Ra in it.

Like I said, she is such a dork.

-Warik

 

[Warik]

Do you want to be God?

Who said anything about wanting?

-Warik

 

[Weapon X]

If I don't want to be something, it is bad. I don't want to be a bottom; therefore, being a bottom is bad.

-Warik

You said something about wanting... and that whatever you don't want is bad.

 

[Warik]

You said something about wanting... and that whatever you don't want is bad.

Sigh... you mortals do not understand my humor.

-Warik

 

[john937]

It's not a harness. It's a thingee

Here's a harness, and they're not a bottom/top thing.
They're more of a "something to grab hold of for a wild ride" thing.
Have no idea what a "thingee" looks like.

 

[Warik]

See? It looks nothing like what He-Man is wearing.

-Warik

 

[decibel]

that's a harness dude, i don't give a shit if it has his logo on it or not. there's tons of different types of harnesses.

it's probably for she-ra to hold on to while she hammer fucks him with her 12" dick.

 

[Weapon X]

What's up with that Maltese Cross on his fucking gay harness?

 

[decibel]

warik --

ive never seen "the problem with power". does that mean he's impotent? is that why his sexuality is not in question?

 

[Warik]

No. At the end he carries off Teela probably to ravage her in the bushes next to Castle Grayskull after the credits start rolling and the little kids change the channel. He is clearly a real man.

-Warik

 

[Weapon X]

The problem with power is that it made his nuts shrink and atrophy. That's why he overcompensates with that phallic sword. And why he battles Skeletor, who has done nothing wrong beside symbolize the "boner" that has so long eluded Warik's impotent sex god He-Man.

 

[Yellowbomber]

anyway it's a cool guy

 

[john937]

Well, in the Mr. S Leather catalog, that model above is called their "Top" harness.
The typical bottom harness has more to it, including a
strap going down to the cock.
This is the best I could find on short notice, not a very good one.

 

[Warik]

Now that we have all of the formalities out of the way, let's analyze why you dedicated a whole thread to bashing He-Man.

-Warik

 

[WarriorPL]

john, do you enjoy looking at gay men wearing harness's??


~WizKid

 

[notpuff]

you knwo there brining back heman in february of 2002 rthe 20 aniversary they have a new series gona come out the powers og greyskull heman has a new look go to www.heman.com check it out