Oh, but it makes complete sense. You see, wootoom is an irregular being, engineered by the finest around the world, and in his creation, they gave him his own language. A code if you will. This code he speaks in is far beyond the grasps of your feable mind. Luckily, he still married you and built a fence high enough so you couldn't go escape from him when he's chasing you around the house pretending to want "whoopie", when really he wants "killie". What I'm trying to say is, your husband wants to kill you. The goat outside that you thought was a dog, nu uh, no, its actually spy. A secret operative, and as we speak, your house is being surrounded, and your husband is moving in for the kill. As genious as he is, he has used the tactics of reverse psychology and asked you to come upstairs. He know you wouldn't agree, and you would remain seated and be the ample target he had hoped.
This is the end of this debriefing, I wish you well. And dont worry, I'll get the fence switched up nice and good so when your gone and wootooms by himself, we can get down to business.
sincerely, C989
[Certified Life Taker]