A puppy makes it difficult to type....

[jnuts]

a ten page paper, when she is jumping up on your lap and trying to chew on your arm.

 

[jackangel]

If I recall, that puppy is cute to the nth power...post some new pics.

 

[jnuts]

I do need to post some more pics. She's growing like a weed. My digital camera is dead until I do some surgery on it this weekend.

Camera must be fixed soon, because my daughter lost her first tooth and everybody is screaming for pics.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Especially when said puppy is licking peanut butter off your balls. Tickles.

 

[PHATchik]

I missed the first set of pics. What type of puppy is it?

 

[jnuts]

Especially when said puppy is licking peanut butter off your balls. Tickles.

That brings up a interesting memory.....

After the Kosovo thing ended, we were flying our airplane back to the U.S., from England. The trip across the Atlantic is pretty fricken boring and you'll talk about anything to stay awake. We were coming home about a week early and my wife wasn't going to make it back in time to meet me. So, I remarked to the rest of the crew that I'll just have to slather up my nuts with some peanut butter and let the dog lick it up. I was too horny and couldn't wait. My copilot was taking a drink of water and laughed so hard it did one of those spit through his nose things. It kept us awake for a bit longer. (that was a different dog)

But.... now the puppy is just licking my knees.

 

[jnuts]

I missed the first set of pics. What type of puppy is it?

Yellow Lab... let me see if I can dig up the pics

 

[jnuts]

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=254348&highlight=lab

Old puppy pics

 

[NoDaddyNo]

In high school I was getting ready for school and my dad was talking to me as he was getting out of the shower.
I was brushing my teeth and he was standing there with his leg up and toweling off - I wasn't paying a whole lot of attention.
Then I went to leave the room and saw that the dog was in the room... licking my dad's balls while he was toweling off.

That brings up a interesting memory.....

After the Kosovo thing ended, we were flying our airplane back to the U.S., from England. The trip across the Atlantic is pretty fricken boring and you'll talk about anything to stay awake. We were coming home about a week early and my wife wasn't going to make it back in time to meet me. So, I remarked to the rest of the crew that I'll just have to slather up my nuts with some peanut butter and let the dog lick it up. I was too horny and couldn't wait. My copilot was taking a drink of water and laughed so hard it did one of those spit through his nose things. It kept us awake for a bit longer.

But.... now the puppy is just licking my knees.

 

[PHATchik]

She is too adorable!!!!

 

[jnuts]

Then I went to leave the room and saw that the dog was in the room... licking my dad's balls while he was toweling off.

And they'll also chew up your wife's candles, which will piss of said wife.

I feel like I'm a UN Peacekeeping team who has to keep a cease-fire between my bride and our puppy.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

I don't know what disturbed me more, the fact that my dad didn't seem to care that the dog was doing it (likely enjoying it), or the fact that the dog was doing it.
It very much seemed like a routine, which is likely the most disturbing part.

My fiancee and I have decided that we aren't getting a dog. I LOVE dogs, but I hate barking and my fiancee is like obsessive compulsive about neatness and dog hair does not fit in that world, let alone chewing on shit.
So we decided that dogs are out.

 

[jnuts]

Wife came home from work and woke up the dog. Puppy is molesting me again.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

Wife came home from work and woke up the dog. Puppy is molesting me again.

Do it back - they just need to be dominated. If they hump your leg, fuck them in the ass. If they shit on their bed, fuck them in the ass.
Works with kids too.

 

[jnuts]

Now she's trying to chew the power cord to the laptop... not a good idea.

 

[biteme]

It's even harder to type with a pussy sitting in your lap. She follows me everywhere I go.

 

[jnuts]

It's even harder to type with a pussy sitting in your lap. She follows me everywhere I go.

We've got a cat in the house too. He's had to learn to be very nimble around the puppy. It's funny watching the dog try and catch the cat. Usually it's no contest, but when the puppy wins.... the cat gets slobbered.

 

[jnuts]

Now the puppy is trying to chew on my shoes... note the theme of her trying to chew on things....

 

[cccp]

thats a very cute puppy, i want one too