A Pocket Kitty!!

[Xalthus]

I like furry cute kitties.. And they are SOO cute when they are small (and cute when bigger, but not as). Is there a way I can stunt a little kitties growth so it can be my pocket kitty forever? ohhh so cute.. i love kitties

PS. this mind sound harsh and not humane.. BUT LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!

 

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

ugh this a an AS board...i think you missed the "i have a dildo in my ass" board...and accidently posted that here...

 

[Nimrod25]

LMAO!!!

This brings me to my next point kids.......

Don't Smoke Crack!

 

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

oh i'm sorry for the comment if you are a girl btw

 

[flickenu]

yes, you can....go here. and go to the gallery, method, etc.

http://www.bonsaikitten.com/

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

Find a way to reduce the kitties growth hormone. Hmmmm if test causes humans to stop bone growth in adolesence I wonder if it would do it for cats. But by doing so u would be considered inhumane....leave the cat to be natural (even though I hate em). Playing mad scientist isn't what the steroid world needs. We are trying to clean change the worlds views on steroids (at least I am) and by doing anything to your cat...it would make the world right that steroids are dangerous and should be illegal...period!

 

[Xalthus]

nono,, i POSTED THIS HERE. cause i was thinkin some crushed up d-bol or fina would work? what u guys think

 

[DocTodd]

whoever does this Bonzai kitten thing is one sick fuck!!!!!


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[Xalthus]

OMG i seen that bonsai kitten site almost a year ago, it almost made me cry its so sad.. I dont want to be cruel.. I just want them small ..i love kitties i had them all my life..

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

ya i checked out the method and even though i hate cats it's damn cruel.

 

[flickenu]

ok ok ok, the whole bonsai kitty site is a joke. I THINK it was made by harvard students, hold on i'll find the site that says its a joke.

 

[Arnold Schwarzenegger]

Nimrod25 i'm starting to really like your sense of humor

 

[flickenu]

nevermind it was MIT students, smart fuckers....

http://www.snopes2.com/inboxer/outrage/bonsai.htm

 

[Chef]

Yeah, the bonsaikitten thing cracked me up big time... SHIT you'd have to be a dumb fuck to think its real... makes it even funnier...

 

[Xalthus]

so what "drugs" can i use to stunt its growth?

 

[WeeMan]

OK I've done this a bunch, what you are going to need to do IS:

1. Get a very small box
2. Put your "kitty" in the box (this will stunt its growth)
3. Dont you feed that cat
4. Wait 20weeks to release your now small CAT

Wee
OK IVE NEVER DONE IT BUT IF YOU HAVE A BOX SMALL ENOUGH....