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BigBazooka
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This shit needs no explaining.
Come on in, grab your torches and pitchforks.
Come on in, grab your torches and pitchforks.
A Petition to BAN Municipal Monkfish.
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BigBazooka
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Municipal Monkfish said:
You've had your moments, but you're now randomly attacking people, ie. Pamela in the other thread.
I hope you get sliced in half by a ninja.
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Lumbuss
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I vote for him to stay. I dont think anyone should be banned. I havent read the thread where he attacked pamela, but monkfish seems like a good addition to the board IMO>
It's so obvious he's just starved for attention. His parents must have kept him in a box under the stairs and put cigarettes out on him. I mean, for God's sake, the guy has a sambo for an avatar. Ignore him, and he'll end up getting so depressed he'll end up overdosing on his wellbutrin if we're lucky.
He'll end up being EF's most easily forgotten member, unless he ends up stalking and killing a famous person to affirm his useless existence. There's no other way some one so pathetic will ever get anyone to acknowledge his presence in real life.
xoxo
Wyst
He'll end up being EF's most easily forgotten member, unless he ends up stalking and killing a famous person to affirm his useless existence. There's no other way some one so pathetic will ever get anyone to acknowledge his presence in real life.
xoxo
Wyst
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HighIntensity
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I hate banning but he has ruined the board now for several weeks and the fake bomb shit was way over the line
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Municipal Monkfish said:
I have a talking nickname? Well I'll be damned!
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Lumbuss
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The bomb thread started by him isnt the first thread like that started on this board, i am positive i have seen two other threads like it. I think he is an idiot, but most of the time he is funny. He is the only person i can think of who has been banned from triedia, he was Bambitheneegro. I posted on triedia and i tried so hard to get banned and could'nt get them to ban me. But monkfish came on there and got banned within a day just by posting on the chat, that was truley amazing.
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HighIntensity
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Municipal Monkfish said:
NO YOU FUCKIN preying mantis THE POINT IS people actually use ELITE FOR GATHERING NEWS!!!
Some of us don't have tvs near us, or can't check the news all the time, elite seems to always have one person on top of current events, so when you posted that what did I do, I FUCKIN RAN TO MY TV
why because I remember 9/11 I am a NYER. And that was one of the worst days in my life. If you think your little prank was funny then your the moron you make youself out to be. To bad this is the internet because in real life you would have alot of angry bbuilders kicking your gumby ass.
Municipal Monkfish said:
It's not really a joke to say something that scares the shit of people and then say, "just kidding." It might work to jump out and say boo!, but say something that will literally terrify people and then say just kidding shows that you are the one who might have some mental issues. Maybe if you go and get therapy for ten or twelve years, you'll understand why that isn't funny, and how normal people have the ability to judge what is appropriate and what isn't. Your average serial killer and sociopath also can't tell what is a joke and what's not either. They laugh when other people do, because they want to fit in, but their own jokes (like making hats out of heads -- which has a certain irony, I suppose) don't usually go over any better than your jokes, Monkfish. They don't get why wearing vests made out human skin isn't funny any more than you don't get why telling people the city their loved ones lived in was just bombed doesn't count as a joke if you say just kidding in the next post.
Do you have other things in common with the serial killers and sociopaths? Trouble relating to women? Inability to form lasting relationships? Bedwetting? Inability to perform sexually? Desire to torture pets because you can't feel the love other people do for them? You should really get help kid. Once you're finished going through puberty, it's probably too late, so get some therapy before your voice finishes changing.
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Wyst
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Lumbuss
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I wouldn't compare monkfish to a serial killer, he just made a stupid joke. However i think he has admitted that he has never had sex with a girl before. I just cant believe this guy is for real, how does one person start up so much shit and not even intend to? I am still in awe.
Lumbuss said:
Oh, he intended to.
You don't have a sambo icon without intending to stir up shit. I'd have to say that any one who could make a "joke" like that craved attention and wanted to stir up shit. And anyone who honestly couldn't understand why that's an inappropriate joke probably needs serious therapy.
Is it a "joke" to scream "there's a bomb!" in a crowded movie theater? Does it make it all okay to say "oh, I was just kidding?" I guess it's a matter of opinion, but I'd have to say that the kind of person who could do it and not understand why the people in the theater don't have a good chuckle once the screaming dies down is probably some kind of serious misfit and will come to a bad end. I'd say MM's bomb "joke" is fairly similar. Sad, really. He probably really needs help.
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Lumbuss
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I dont think you can judge that by what you read on this board, but neither of us knows him in person. I will admit he is probably the biggest idiot i have ever seen on this board. He claims to be a 23 year old virgin, and he also claims to have fucked a donut and also fucked a tuna. Search for a thread of his called hey lumbuss... he was asking me shit about licking chillie and shit off my dick. maybe he does have problems, i just dont think people should be banned from a chat board, especially for one thread. he admits that it was stupid and im sure he is sorry and feels bad eventhough he wont admit it, maybe he doesn't. i just dont like seeing people get banned because so many good members have gotten banned in the past.
Lumbuss said:
Well, that's all I have to go on. I think you have to take people at face value on boards, since that's all you're ever going to get on the boards. If people insist on acting like sociopaths, they should be treated like them.
I think there are lines that shouldn't be crossed and telling people that a bomb went off in honolulu was one. He didn't express any regret, what he said was more along the lines of "can't you take a joke?" I'm not a mod, so banning isn't up to me, but personally, this kind of crap is not what I'd like to see on this board. Normally, I'm against banning too, but when people are obviously *only* here to drag down the board and see what kind of a rise they can get out of people, they're just wasting our time and their own. I mean, jokey insulting people are one thing, but someone so twisted that they can't understand that that wouldn't be funny is another thing altogether.
Just my two cents, which are only worth as much as yours.
Wyst
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Puc said:
Hahahah. But el ass-o wipe-o
was funny! "Eat two bags of shit and call me in the morning". LMAO!
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CAGED whiteman
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he should stay, put him on ignore if he gets to you so much!!!
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HighIntensity
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CAGED whiteman said:
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HighIntensity said:
hahahaha
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WODIN said:
Is THAT all you are going to say?!
I am shocked man! Do you NOT have the power to ban?!?!?!
Well, at least you give good head... not as good as Corn or Havoc, but it'll do. BWAHahahahhahaaaa
