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A note on the karma slamming

HappyScrappy

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First off, I can't imagine why the hell anyone cares at all about karma. Were this a site discussing how cool 3rd grade is and what is for lunch tomorrow at the local elementary school - then I might understand that karma is really something cool.
But considering that we are supposedly a group of grown people - why the fuck people care about it, I don't know.

Anyway - when you do the karma slamming, it tells the server to do a SQL Insert of data. An Insert call writes to disk instead of just reading (and most of the reads are likely cached in memory, so are even faster aside from the disk access factor).
So when you normally do karma, it does that one insert, and then goes merrily on its way, reading from the database and displaying it to you.
The slamming means that it has to do N Inserts in a row, it slows down the machine since disk access and processor threads are taken up to do that when they could be serving out pages. This is even more of a problem on this server since the web server and DB seem to be shared on the same physical machine - so the load ramps up quickly.

What I'm saying is, when you do a karma slam, it slows the site down for everyone.
When you sit there and you reload a page, and it takes forever just to load, that is a sign that the server is very busy. That means that either a lot of people are hitting it, or that it is doing a lot of something on its side.
If it is really slow for like a minute, and then goes back to being "fast" again, then that is not indicative of a high number of users, so it means that it was a high server load in terms of what it was doing.

If you do a karma hit, you are being a dick because you are slowing the server down.

Now, the retarded part, the following will happen for sure:
1) someone will ask what a karma slam is

2) someone will do the karma slam just to slow down the machine, just because they can


Also, if someone could just go ahead and explain what the deal is with the karma, that would be great.
Yeah, just go ahead and explain to me why a grown man or woman would care if they have 10 points or 8 million.
I'd love to know why.
 
only about 5 people will read that, so here's the executive summary:

Karma slam is bad. Karma slam slows down this site for everbody. Dont do karma slam.



And I agree about the karma.. i mean its nice if somebody thinks u made a funny so they let you know, but I dont get the karma whoring and the karma threads.
There are some people that really dont post anything BUT karma threads.
 
lol - if you can get them to do it - anyone that wants all of my karma can have it.

I'm not saying I will give you karma - I'm saying talk to george or ef chris or any of them, and you can have all of my karma.

I don't think I couldn't possibly care less about anything than that.

I enjoy the messages, good or rude - but I certainly don't care about the number, or what they represent towards me as a person
 
Time to suspend the karma system.

George did it once to get rid of the return key slam. Now he has to limit the multiple click button slam.
 
WODIN said:
Time to suspend the karma system.

George did it once to get rid of the return key slam. Now he has to limit the multiple click button slam.

I haven't looked to see if they have done it, but it should be an easy fix.
you add a function that gets called when you press the button.
if it is the first time that button is pressed, then it submits the form data to the backend.
if not, then it does nothing - or pops up a message saying fuck off or something.
 
it also might just be a bug in the way that HTTP works, or IE submits.

it looks like they track how many times you submit, but if you get it in there fast enough prior to that check it will still get in there.

I think if they check for the submit call in javascript on the client side and not on the back side, then that will fix that.

I still say just get rid of it - or implement a better version of it
 
HappyScrappy said:

I still say just get rid of it - or implement a better version of it

Yeah, if its firing a commit after each insert (which it must be doing) then a little 'if' statement would fix that up quick.
 
more geen squares = cool, makes me feel validated.
 
HappyScrappy said:
First off, I can't imagine why the hell anyone cares at all about karma. Were this a site discussing how cool 3rd grade is and what is for lunch tomorrow at the local elementary school - then I might understand that karma is really something cool.
But considering that we are supposedly a group of grown people - why the fuck people care about it, I don't know.

Also, if someone could just go ahead and explain what the deal is with the karma, that would be great.
Yeah, just go ahead and explain to me why a grown man or woman would care if they have 10 points or 8 million.
I'd love to know why.

I gotta give you credit.. this is the best way to start a Karma thread that wont get moved or locked.. kudos.
 
well u have less posts than me, and almost 3 times as many squares, so u should feel very validated.
 
I'm sorry I slammed you Happy... I thought your joke was really funny... so I was laughing so hard when I was clicking that I had reflex actions while clicking. :(

C-ditty
 
I really don't care about Karma.. I just like to keep WODIN busy.
 
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Yeah and I'm proud of my 2 inch lovepole.
 
Originally posted by HappyScrappy
seriously though, your hair reminds me of a warm safe place.

It's not very safe for my poor follicles..
Something is killing them off like a Beltway sniper..
 
HappyScrappy said:
don't kid yourself. nobody likes you.

You have no idea what you've done. I am leaving now to fill a watery grave and will never return to this cruel, viscious, lonely world.
 
Nathan said:


You have no idea what you've done. I am leaving now to fill a watery grave and will never return to this cruel, viscious, lonely world.

if you turn my on to anything, you better turn me on tonight
 
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