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thefantom1
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After much research on the internet and through various underground sources which I can not name... I have found out some interesting things about our friend Satanic Goatslayer... possibly more info to come at a later time...
First off..Goatslayer started off like other children and enjoyed playing sports as a child..however upon the age of 8 he suddenly began to show some odd behaviour as you can see from his baseball picture below and to which adults laughed off and considered cute....they did not put two and two together with the bloody bat and lack of stray cats...
Seeing that baseball was not for him..(not enough pain and suffering) he decided to try a different sport..so he came to the conclusion that soccer would be a fun thing and he lasted a little while in the sport..however he earned the nickname of Satanic Ballslayer for some unknown reason...
and was soon banned from soccer..
One day while watching TV..he found another sport he may be interested in....Professional Wrestling...he discarded the idea after seeing Mustang_18 and The Whole F/N Show in this very suspect position...
He did think that it would be fun to try real wrestling as it is much more violent and he could always tape a paring knife to his inner thigh....his very first match though was rather disappointing...his opponent was 0 and 69 and was known for getting pinned in the position you see here....I believe you can make out the opponents name on his ear piece..
And Goatslayer thought it very unusual that his opponent kept calling "Time Out" and running over to his trainer..
So being very discouraged..Goatslayer turned to the internet..and found his true home and reason for being...he found the elite chat board...and the people who post here...and the chat board members slowly started to "Go Missing"
First off..Goatslayer started off like other children and enjoyed playing sports as a child..however upon the age of 8 he suddenly began to show some odd behaviour as you can see from his baseball picture below and to which adults laughed off and considered cute....they did not put two and two together with the bloody bat and lack of stray cats...
Seeing that baseball was not for him..(not enough pain and suffering) he decided to try a different sport..so he came to the conclusion that soccer would be a fun thing and he lasted a little while in the sport..however he earned the nickname of Satanic Ballslayer for some unknown reason...
and was soon banned from soccer..
One day while watching TV..he found another sport he may be interested in....Professional Wrestling...he discarded the idea after seeing Mustang_18 and The Whole F/N Show in this very suspect position...
He did think that it would be fun to try real wrestling as it is much more violent and he could always tape a paring knife to his inner thigh....his very first match though was rather disappointing...his opponent was 0 and 69 and was known for getting pinned in the position you see here....I believe you can make out the opponents name on his ear piece..
And Goatslayer thought it very unusual that his opponent kept calling "Time Out" and running over to his trainer..
So being very discouraged..Goatslayer turned to the internet..and found his true home and reason for being...he found the elite chat board...and the people who post here...and the chat board members slowly started to "Go Missing"
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