A little help for the ladies!!!

[The Ranger]

Well....Perhaps. But right now I'm sorta involved with this 4'2 inch Amish chick.....Ugly as a pocketfull of assholes, but damn can she cook....Even better than Stretch if ya can believe that!!!!

Ranger

 

[FitFossil]

...Ugly as a pocketfull of assholes....

Now THAT's a vivid description!

 

[The Ranger]

I know, but that " Sin Sifter " bonnet that she wears is such a turn on....<wink>

Ranger

 

[flexed1]

ranger you bitch. now I am a 4'2 amish chick? whats up with that? when you come back don't be knockin on the door for some lovin since i'll be doing that amish bitches 4 foot brother. and to think i am sitting here being faithful. you slut and to gym bunny do you have a brother as Ranger maybe yesterdays news.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Ahhhhhhh, the tangles webs we weave!

 

[The Ranger]

Flex....I'm sorry....It was just a joke....my bad!!!!!!!!

Ranger

 

[flexed1]

ok so sorry baby i felt sooooo hurt. I am lonely.

 

[GymBunny]

Flex....I'm sorry....It was just a joke....my bad!!!!!!!!

Ranger

OK Ranger.... I have been called many things... BUT A JOKE?! ....NEVER!!!!

Tread lightly my friend.... hell hath no fury like the wrath of a woman scorned!

As for you Flexed - I have a brother that makes Ranger look like the silly little BOY that he IS!!! If your reeeeeal nice to me, I MIGHT just see clear to hook you two up. No hard feelings - There is no way around it here, Ranger is just a silly goose that has got his head so far up his ass he hasn't seen the light of day since Jesus Christ himself has walked the earth. I mean, one minute "he is in love"... the next minute he is running away with his TAIL tucked between his legs.

 

[Temple]

Let's make sure I am understanding this...
Ranger is the gay lover of Flexed 1 who has a pocket full of assholes but has been licking GymBunnies kitty on the side while Stretch plays with his pickle in the gym when he's not playing God or is Warlobo God...I forget.....

 

[Bikini Mod]

Yup Temple... that 'bout sums it up!

Geeze, that GymBunny sounds like a feisty one there Ranger. I think you'd best hang with Flexed as he seems a bit more passive, to say the least.

Yeah, stick with Flexed - GymBunny is waaaaaaay outta control... I don't think there's man alive that could control her! tee-hee