A Joke

[el cubano]

I know, this belongs on the chat board, but shit I never visit that place.

Now as some of you know, or may not know, I am a Meteorologist so this is funny to me.



What happens when you predict snow but don't get any!

True story..

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 6 inches you promised me last night?

Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew did too
they were laughing so hard.

 

[needleboy]

funniest shit is the suff that really happens!

 

[BigGuns2]

Funny shit bro!

 

[manny78]

 

[ragin']

the el cu is a meteorologist?? no shit. be on the lookout for a jacked up guy on the havana evening news!

 

[georgie24]

 

[Guiness]

fucking hilarious

 

[el cubano]

Hey Guiness, I see that your email isn't listed. Drop me a line.

 

[CRAZYPITBULL]

 

[3Vandoo]

5 years ago I went to Subway, and my friend yelled quite loud when entering

" I WANT A BIG SIX INCHES ITALIAN" the guy at the counter replied look behind you

 

[juicemaster]

How about this one....it's even worse!

A meteorologist in Brazil (I think Sao Paulo or Rio) forecasted heavy rains during New Years eve. There had been heavy flooding in the days before that, so people were advised to stay at home. Well it didn't rain, and a lot of business owners were pissed off that the normal partiers during New Years eve all stayed home because of the weather report, so they charged the meteorologist with inciting panic (or something like that) and threw him in jail and he could get up to 6 months in the slammer for getting the forecast wrong!!!

Sometimes I wonder if there are more stupid laws than stupid people or vice versa....I guess there is one of each born every minute LOL!

 

[musclebones]

haha cubano .. LOL.

 

[JG1]

LOL

 

[macho21]

Hahahaha!