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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota ,
I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker
smacked him in his face,
kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off!!
Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you !"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota ,
I came upon a gang of bikers,
who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker
smacked him in his face,
kicked his bike over,
ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, "Now, back off!!
Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you !"
St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago..."
