A guy is leaving work....

[ZenMachine]

A guy is leaving work when this homeless guy approaches him and asks for money. The guy responds "No, you are probably just going to spend it on booze" The homeless guy responds "No sir, I don't drink",
The guy then says "well I suppose you will use it to buy cigarettes then" "No sir, I don't smoke" is the homeless mans reply.

"Well you will probably gamble it all away then". Again the homeless man responds "Nope, don't gamble".

Finally the guy relents, "I tell you what, why don't you come over to my house, I will have my wife fix us a nice meal" The homeless guy is a little confused and says "Won't your wife be a little upset, you bringing someone like me home?"

The guy responds "Yeah, I suppose, but I wan't her to see what happens to someone who doesn't drink, smoke or gamble."

Zen

 

[CrimsonKing]

 

[Raina]

 

[gymrat]

lol

 

[argent]

HAHAHAHAH. All I need is to find someone else to tell it too now.
I'll give you credit though.

 

[bigpopfd2]

sad but funny

 

[b fold the truth]

Never smoked or gambled....hmmm...



B True

 

[fallenangel]

how do you make a hormone?

don't pay her