A great solution to crime

[Hengst]

All we have to do to eliminate crime (and save hurt feelings) is name it correctly.
We no longer have car thieves - we have undocumented owners. No drug dealer - only undocumented pharmacists. No red light runners - just undocumented emergency vehicles. No more burglary - just undocumented entry. It's not embezzlement - it's undocumented withdrawals of employer money.

We can extend the concept even further. In addition to "community hiring centers" for "undocumented migrants," we can have "community distribution points" for "undocumented pharmacists" rather than crack houses.

Magically, the problem goes away if the state government and media just use the politically correct terminology. -

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/opinions/articles/1003monlets036.html

 

[milo hobgoblin]

LOL great idea.. it works in California.

 

[Razorguns]

haha

i get lotsa of speeding tickets. i'm just an "undocumented race car driver".

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Awesome. Language really is everything.

 

[-SD-]

1984 Newspeak.

 

[Sub-Zero]

undocumented rapists

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

undocumented rapists

undocumented non-consensual sex partners

 

[Tytan]

hopefully my speeding tickets will be "undocumented".

 

[Dial_tone]

I thought we all agreed to just abort the black fetuses? or at least the really dark ones.

 

[75th]

I thought we all agreed to just abort the black fetuses? or at least the really dark ones.

Racist!

Wait a second...

 

[-SD-]

I thought we all agreed to just abort the black fetuses? or at least the really dark ones.

10 million have already been aborted since it was made legal. Hence the surging of hispanics past blacks as the #1 minority.