A good Joke to make you laugh!

[riverrock]

Hello All,

To brighten your day, I have a good joke!

What do you get if you cross a cement truck with a prison van?

HARDENED CRIMINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[75th]

Boooooooooooo!

What do you get when you take a viagra with no water?

A stiff neck.

 

[bb079]

 

[H_T_]

these jokes sucked! Did you hear about the restaurant the opened on the moon? great food, but no atmosphere.........

 

[Lestat]

B-list jokes here

 

[75th]

these jokes sucked! Did you hear about the restaurant the opened on the moon? great food, but no atmosphere.........

Ass.

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony wasnt special, but the reception was great.

 

[H_T_]

Ass.

Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony wasnt special, but the reception was great.

just when i think you could sink no further...........
2 firefighters are buttfucking in a smoke filled room. the fire chief bursts in and asks what the fuck is going on? "this man is suffering from smoke inhalation", one fireman says. "Well, you should be giving him mouth to mouth resuscitation", says the fire chief. the fireman replies:"How the fuck do you think this got started?"

 

[75th]

just when i think you could sink no further...........
2 firefighters are buttfucking in a smoke filled room. the fire chief bursts in and asks what the fuck is going on? "this man is suffering from smoke inhalation", one fireman says. "Well, you should be giving him mouth to mouth resuscitation", says the fire chief. the fireman replies:"How the fuck do you think this got started?"

Gross. Bad form.

A man walks into a doctors office. He complains that his leg frequently moves to music.

The doctor looks at him and says, "Im afraid you have Tom Jones disease.

The patients nervously asks, "Is it common?"

The doctor replies, "Its not unusual."

 

[H_T_]

Gross. Bad form.

A man walks into a doctors office. He complains that his leg frequently moves to music.

The doctor looks at him and says, "Im afraid you have Tom Jones disease.

The patients nervously asks, "Is it common?"

The doctor replies, "Its not unusual."

o-m-g.
A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only a pair of plastic underwear. the psychiatrist looks up and says " I can clearly see your nuts".

 

[hamstershaver]

is that english humor?

 

[75th]

o-m-g.
A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing only a pair of plastic underwear. the psychiatrist looks up and says " I can clearly see your nuts".

A man walks into a bar with a chunk of asphalt under his arm. He goes to the bartender and says, "Bartender, one for me, and one for the road."

 

[SoreArms]

I recently saw a sign on a restaurant that said "Mexican Food Cocktails" so I went inside and ordered a burrito daiquiri

 

[riverrock]

is that english humor?

Its Humour not humor!!!!!

Here's another.........Why did the scarecrow win a prize?

He was out-standing in his own field!!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

Its Humour not humor!!!!!

humor

 

[H_T_]

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots. The bartender asks "What's the celebration?"
The man replies, "My first blow job."
"Well," says the bartender, "well here have another on the house."
"No thanks, if 3 shots doesn't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

 

[pdaddy]

Why are fish so smart?


b/c they swim in schools

 

[H_T_]

It was a nice sunny day when three rednecks were walking down a Texas country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.

The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ass."

The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ass."

The third man says, "I wish it was dark."

 

[SoreArms]

A bus of nuns crashes on the way to church and they all die. The dead nuns are now in line, waiting to enter the gates of heaven. The first gets to the front and Saint Peter asks "before I let you into heaven I have to know, have you touched a penis before?" "only with this finger" the nun replies. Saint Peter makes her dip her finger in holy water and lets her in. The next nun walks up, again Saint Peter asks "before I let you into heaven I have to know, have you touched a penis before?" "only with this hand" the nun replies. Saint Peter makes her dip her hand in holy water and lets her in. Suddenly the 4th nun pushes the 3rd one out of the way and says "there's no way I'm going to gargle that shit after she puts her ass in it"

 

[cranny]

What's the difference between a pun and a fart?





One is a shift of wit
The other is a wif of shit

 

[Dunk]

what do you call 2 sorearms playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

 

[cranny]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other, I've lost an electron. The other one says, are you sure? He says yes, I'm positive.

 

[SoreArms]

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says to the other, I've lost an electron. The other one says, are you sure? He says yes, I'm positive.

LOL nerd humor

My parents were both electronics engineers. When I was younger and behaved bad they'd tie me to VCC and ground me for a week.

 

[blut wump]

Why don't engineers spend time at the beach?


Because they can get a tan by dividing sine by cosine.