Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below Our company does mouth swab drug tests. They almost never do drug tests for people in the office but I was curious about them. I guess it makes me really uncomfy to think that they do that as that's how people do paternity tests, aids tests, etc. Does anyone know much about those??
A Drug Test Question....
- Thread starter Raina
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The Shadow
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Saliva tests for narcotics is a new one to me.....
T
The Shadow
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...they could clone you from those swabs
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The Shadow
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...send on to :
69 Cornholio Ave.....
69 Cornholio Ave.....
Torch
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Oral Screen
Incorporating a newly developed, patented collection device for human saliva samples, the ORAL·SCREEN™ is a self-contained, ready to use, point of contact drug testing device that detects four drugs (or drug classes) of abuse: Marijuana (THC), Cocaine, Opiates (or all opium based drugs) and Methamphetamine (and its derivatives) using the preferred lateral flow immunoassay technology for this method of test screening. The test requires no special training to complete and qualitative yes/no results are visibly obtained within several minutes.
Incorporating a newly developed, patented collection device for human saliva samples, the ORAL·SCREEN™ is a self-contained, ready to use, point of contact drug testing device that detects four drugs (or drug classes) of abuse: Marijuana (THC), Cocaine, Opiates (or all opium based drugs) and Methamphetamine (and its derivatives) using the preferred lateral flow immunoassay technology for this method of test screening. The test requires no special training to complete and qualitative yes/no results are visibly obtained within several minutes.
the People's Champ
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what is the cost comparison from the oral to the old piss test?
HappyScrappy
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I've been giving my own version of the mouth swab test to my girlfriend. as far as I can tell she is drug free - but it isn't 100% accurate - that and I'm not sure I care one way or the other - I just like the way it feels.
my method involves a vile discharge at the end of the process that some say leaves a bad taste in their mouth.
that would probably be the main reason that my tool doesn't catch on and spread throughout the nation. like herpes.
my method involves a vile discharge at the end of the process that some say leaves a bad taste in their mouth.
that would probably be the main reason that my tool doesn't catch on and spread throughout the nation. like herpes.
Torch
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Not sure about the piss test but here is the break down of the Oral
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Test One (1) Test $27.50
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Tests Three (3) Tests
$75.00
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Tests Six (6) Tests $140.00
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Tests Twelve (12) Tests $250.00
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Tests Twenty (20) Test Case $390.00
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Test One (1) Test $27.50
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Tests Three (3) Tests
$75.00
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Tests Six (6) Tests $140.00
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Tests Twelve (12) Tests $250.00
ORAL·SCREEN™ Saliva 4 Panel Drug Tests Twenty (20) Test Case $390.00
HappyScrappy
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yeah - personally I'd rather have a swab in my mouth instead of some dude pissing in my mouth.
maybe that is just me.
maybe that is just me.
the People's Champ
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Raina said:
cool, I got a drug screen sometime this week, hopefully today, so's I can start working again. although I should have nothing to worry bout, in the sense of the drug screen, thanks for the info.
HappyScrappy
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Raina said:
the main issue with this is that I have an enzyme in my eyes that kills bears and prevents them from coming near me.
I know this is true because I've never had a bear in my eye before.
I think I might have an elephant enzyme too.
