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A day with AAP & HT:)

I would steal everything I came across.

I would be all like "HT hey come see if this fits you, it's an autumn color, like you? You like? Oh look.. matching shoes. Please leave that electronic bullshit alone. We here for the good stuff. Bitch this is Prada."
 
AAP said:
I would steal everything I came across.

I would be all like "HT hey come see if this fits you, it's an autumn color, like you? You like? Oh look.. matching shoes. Please leave that electronic bullshit alone. We here for the good stuff. Bitch this is Prada."


Yea, I picture him in autumn color
 
I would just love to be a tick on AAP or HT'S body to experience the whole ordeal
 
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We would take turns bringing people home while the other hid in the closet...

While he was banging the girl, I would be going through her purse.

While I was banging the guy, he would be going through his purse.
 
AAP said:
The dumb bitches who didn't have purses.
i wouldn't bother with a bitch who doesn't have the sense to carry a purse. where she keep the rubbers? even common street ho's carry a purse. maybe kidnap a pimp, make his ho's ransom him out...
 
I can see it now.... HT just banging away on the bed and me hugging the carpet, military belly style crawling over to the purse on the floor.... reaching in.... and pulling out....






















dentures? wtf? Oh man. He gonna be so mad.


pssst. hey bro fake left fake left... she's a dud.
 
AAP said:
I can see it now.... HT just banging away on the bed and me hugging the carpet, military belly style crawling over to the purse on the floor.... reaching in.... and pulling out....






















dentures? wtf? Oh man. He gonna be so mad.


pssst. hey bro fake left fake left... she's a dud.

OMG... i just choked on my own spit. :lmao:
 
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AAP said:
I can see it now.... HT just banging away on the bed and me hugging the carpet, military belly style crawling over to the purse on the floor.... reaching in.... and pulling out....
























dentures? wtf? Oh man. He gonna be so mad.


pssst. hey bro fake left fake left... she's a dud.

LOLOL, what makes it funny is.....it would happen just like this. I'd be snapping pic's like crazy:Perk:
 
*crawls over to side of the bed unseen*

*slips dentures over thumb and fingers*

*slowly raises dentures above the side of the bed and performs puppet show.*

"dude look man, dude look! shit man!"

*reaches over with hand and bites HT on ass*
 
AAP said:
*crawls over to side of the bed unseen*

*slips dentures over thumb and fingers*

*slowly raises dentures above the side of the bed and performs puppet show.*

"dude look man, dude look! shit man!"

*reaches over with hand and bites HT on ass*

omg

that is priceless

sig material at its best. I think its better than the one I have now. lololol
 
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feisty11975 said:
nahhhh I don't believe you
Tell me, what can I say, what am I gonna do
How should I feel when everything is you
What kind of love is this that you’re givin’ me
Is it in your kiss or just because you’re sweet?
 
HumanTarget said:
Tell me, what can I say, what am I gonna do
How should I feel when everything is you
What kind of love is this that you’re givin’ me
Is it in your kiss or just because you’re sweet?

brb...gotta go to the bathroom :qt:
 
HumanTarget said:
i recite Barry White lyrics whilst lovemaking.
nahhhh........Softly Sing al green song lyrics from the '70's into his/her ear and they are YOURS. :p :chomp: :evil: :artist:
 
anyway....if ANYONE from elite is gonna sex up AAP, it'll be the shadow.
 
the-short-one said:
no way. you'd wind up with a girl baby. one that likes pink, frilly shit and tattoos.
with MY uber dominant seminals?? i wouldn't be suprised if a full grown lumberjack sprung forth....
 
yeh, but who can compete with those head crushing thighs that the shadow has?
 
bw1 said:
whew, dodged a bullet there :)
we'd have to arm wrestle to see who gets on top....with the biceps displayed in your avi i'm afraid i might loose.... :worried:
 
rnch said:
we'd have to arm wrestle to see who gets on top....with the biceps displayed in your avi i'm afraid i might loose.... :worried:


Oh, no doubt your going down...umm wait I mean I'd win
 
bw1 said:
Oh, no doubt your going down...umm wait I mean I'd win
would this be what is known as a "win/win" experience? :FRlol:
 
HumanTarget said:
only a gay would say that.


Bro AAP is one dude I'd probably do just about anything with. I'd probably do ATM for him. Would only a gay say this? Probably.
 
eat big said:
Bro AAP is one dude I'd probably do just about anything with. I'd probably do ATM for him. Would only a gay say this? Probably.
fuck that. big shit crumbs all over the place....
 
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eat big said:
I'd probably do ATM for him.


Oh hell yeah. You just my type. I don't even have to drug you first before I take your money. Oh lord, we just go to the ATM straight from the bar and you make a withdrawal and then I tell you how much I'm really into you and will call you later.
 
eat big said:
Bro AAP is one dude I'd probably do just about anything with. I'd probably do ATM for him. Would only a gay say this? Probably.
ohhhhh..........got ur karma message. always referred it as "tookilingus" :p :chomp:
 
AAP said:
Oh hell yeah. You just my type. I don't even have to drug you first before I take your money. Oh lord, we just go to the ATM straight from the bar and you make a withdrawal and then I tell you how much I'm really into you and will call you later.

omg, I wish it really worked that way.
 
Gymgurl said:
LMFAO.........He's gonna whisper dirty words in your ear...lol


and get that cheap ass lip gloss on my collar too no doubt.
 
HumanTarget said:
Tell me, what can I say, what am I gonna do
How should I feel when everything is you
What kind of love is this that you’re givin’ me
Is it in your kiss or just because you’re sweet?
ROFL...I would not be able to do it. I would be cracking up.




Well, that would be no different than having sex with you, anyway.
 
Gymgurl said:
Oh look who showed up for his date with AAP


The sad thing is we were going to do breakfast together with the proceeds from our looting the night before. Fool tried to pay for it with food stamps.

Then had the nerve to blame it on one of the victims I had selected. Knowing damn well it didn't come from no one else but that hefty bitch from 5th Ward Section he snoodled. You could sniff those food stamps and smell 11 herbs and spices.
 
Ever notice in order to get hired at Waffle House if you are white, you have to be missing teeth and if you are black you have to have gold teeth.
 
and have to love country & western music played on a jukebox with distorted, blown out speakers?
 
I think they buy their jukeboxes "as is" from lesbian bars.
 
AAP said:
I think they buy their jukeboxes "as is" from lesbian bars.
this WOULD explain the proliferation of Dixie Chicks and k.d. lange selections..... :rolleyes:
 
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