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A Conversation between Me and JerseyARt

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JerseyARt says:
I'm sorry about those calls
AdorableLittlePest says:
It's alright.. they kind of got me all hot and bothered. What are you wearing sweetie
JerseyARt says:
So You want me to call and breath heavy again
AdorableLittlePest says:
Noo.. no.. we can just have msn sex
AdorableLittlePest says:
Again, what are you wearing?
JerseyARt says:
Plaid boxer shorts and black dress socks
JerseyARtsays:
Go on cam, let me see what your wearing
AdorableLittlePest says:
Ok. Just let me strip down.. Ok hunny.. turning this baby on

You have inivited JerseyArt to start viewing web cam:

AdorableLittlePest says:
You there hot stuff
JerseyARtsays:
:worried: Your not who i thought you were :worried:
JerseyARt says:
What did you do with her
AdorableLittlePest says:
I'm her momma.. enjoy the view.. My backside might be twice as big, but baby.. i sure can take yo for a ride.. want to test drive :chomp: :chomp:
 
this story is BS, since when is jerseyart into women?
 
OMG

:worried:
 
It's alright.. my mother said you were good while it lasted.. she says cum again any time..

You know.. I thought u had better taste than that :worried:


JerseyArt said:
 
canadiancutie, that isn't the IM log you sent me...

IsurrenderalltoU: Hey baby.
NYCockExchange: Hi there. A/L/S?
IsurrenderalltoU: 18/M/MN
IsurrenderalltoU: I'm also a bit hard.
NYCockExchange: Hard?
IsurrenderalltoU: uh huh
IsurrenderalltoU: Very
IsurrenderalltoU: My cock needs some attention
IsurrenderalltoU: can you help?
IsurrenderalltoU: No?
IsurrenderalltoU: I'm great at cyber
NYCockExchange: Okay, let's go then.
IsurrenderalltoU: you like to role play? Or do you like to take turns?
NYCockExchange: I like roleplaying AND taking turns.
IsurrenderalltoU: well, you chose
NYCockExchange: Yes, I sure did.
IsurrenderalltoU: choose*
NYCockExchange: Mmm. Cheese sounds good right now.
IsurrenderalltoU: yu want to suck me?
NYCockExchange: I thought we were gonna roleplay.
IsurrenderalltoU: or do you want to be fucked?
NYCockExchange: Um. Are those all of the choices?
IsurrenderalltoU: unless you have any other ideas
NYCockExchange: Well, I think that would be great if you surrendered all to me.
IsurrenderalltoU: I'm all yours
NYCockExchange: Sweet! I can prong you anywhere I like?
IsurrenderalltoU: oh I can hardly wait
NYCockExchange: How bad to you wanna get pronged?
NYCockExchange: *do you
IsurrenderalltoU: Very badly.
NYCockExchange: Really really badly?
IsurrenderalltoU: YES!!!
NYCockExchange: I'll bet you like getting sodomized long and hard, eh?
IsurrenderalltoU: oh yeah
NYCockExchange: So what would you do if I was sodomizing you right now?
IsurrenderalltoU: in person? right now I'm stroking myself.
NYCockExchange: Yep, same here. And yes, in person. What would you do if I was sodomizing you (pronging you) in person?
IsurrenderalltoU: I'd moan loudly and probably spew all over the place
NYCockExchange: Spew?
IsurrenderalltoU: cum
NYCockExchange: Oh, okay. I'd probably prong the hell out of you, until I shoot my hot, sticky seed into your innards.
IsurrenderalltoU: would you suck me?
NYCockExchange: Not unless you sucked me at the same time.
IsurrenderalltoU: sounds like a plan
NYCockExchange: Good! I'm lookin' for a place to dock my submarine, if ya know what I mean!
IsurrenderalltoU: I know what you mean
IsurrenderalltoU: do you have any pics?
NYCockExchange: Yeah, I got a pic.
NYCockExchange wants to send file.
IsurrenderalltoU received file..
NYCockExchange: So you know what I mean, eh? You want it in the front or rear port?
IsurrenderalltoU: rear
NYCockExchange: Yes, sir! *preparing to dock*
NYCockExchange: *I slip behind you, pulling down your pants to your ankles, and slowly start to dock my submarine.*
NYCockExchange: Shit. I need to get lubed up. What can you do for me?
IsurrenderalltoU: Let me lick you a bit
NYCockExchange: Go for it. Get you slob all over my knob.
NYCockExchange: *your slob
IsurrenderalltoU: I take it all in, licking it then stroking it to spread it around
NYCockExchange: I begin to feel guilt for engaging in this act, which is strictly forbidden in Leviticus.
IsurrenderalltoU: oh well
NYCockExchange: "Oh well" isn't going to do it. I feel PHYSICALLY great about being all the way in your mouth, but what are you going to do for me SPIRITUALLY?
IsurrenderalltoU: I'll pray that you ge over it
IsurrenderalltoU: get*
NYCockExchange: Seeing as how you're already in a kneeling position, I guess I can buy that.
IsurrenderalltoU: good
IsurrenderalltoU: now your're all lubed up
NYCockExchange: So, tell me exactly how you're lubing me up.
IsurrenderalltoU: I lick all over and rub it around, massaging it in
NYCockExchange: That's kind of vague. I need details to get me off. You know - who, what, when, where, how, and why....
Who are you licking? What are you licking of theirs? When can we do this in real life? Where can we do it? Why are you so gay?
IsurrenderalltoU: Why can't I just fuck the hell out of you and make you cum that way?
NYCockExchange: *sigh* Fine. But... be gentle.
IsurrenderalltoU: maybe
IsurrenderalltoU: Spread your legs wide open
NYCockExchange: I'm a little hesitant... what are you planning here?
IsurrenderalltoU: I'm going to fuck you
NYCockExchange: Whoa, hold on here. You dragged me into this with your "I Surrender All to You" name, and now you want to "fuck the hell out of" me?
NYCockExchange: I thought I found the submissive man I was looking for!
IsurrenderalltoU: I can be submissive, but not exactly the way you were headed
NYCockExchange: I see. But which way was I headed? Do you know for sure?
IsurrenderalltoU: not totally, but I didn't like what was going on too much
NYCockExchange: Then tell me 2 (two) things. What was going on, and what would you like to happen instead?
IsurrenderalltoU: I'm not 100% sure what was going on and I would like to have some normal good cybersex with you
NYCockExchange: Okay, I'd love to.
NYCockExchange: But you've gotta lube me up again, it's getting a little dry.
IsurrenderalltoU: what's getting dry?
NYCockExchange: The same thing you were "licking and stroking to spread it all around."
IsurrenderalltoU: Which is?
NYCockExchange: You took it into your mouth, and you're asking me what it is?!?
IsurrenderalltoU: I'm not sure if you're one of those chicks with dicks, or if I was licking a cunt
NYCockExchange: Well, I'm not a chick with a dick. I hope that narrows things down for you.
IsurrenderalltoU: so what in the world is your submarine?
NYCockExchange: Um. I think I just caught you in a lie.
IsurrenderalltoU: like what?
NYCockExchange: NYCockExchange: Good! I'm lookin' for a place to dock my submarine, if ya know what I mean!
IsurrenderalltoU: I know what you mean
IsurrenderalltoU: At that point I thought you had put on one those dildos or something
NYCockExchange: Oh. Would that have been a turn-off for you?
IsurrenderalltoU: kind of
IsurrenderalltoU: so what exactly were you talking about?
NYCockExchange: Well, once again, you can relax - I'm not wearing a dildo, and I don't own any.
IsurrenderalltoU: so I'm sorry for my ignorance, but what is your submarine?
NYCockExchange: It's a metaphor for my sex organ.
IsurrenderalltoU: Oh, that's a new one for me. A ubmarine has always been used for the guys sex-organ
NYCockExchange: Yes. It's always been used that way, and probably always will. Then there's the little joke about it being full of "sea-men". But we'll put the little silly jokes aside and get straight to the sodomy, okay?
IsurrenderalltoU: uh huh
NYCockExchange: Alright!
IsurrenderalltoU: You're 13?
NYCockExchange: Yes. 13-F-UT. You're 18-M-MN, right?
IsurrenderalltoU: yes
IsurrenderalltoU: Where did you learn all this?
NYCockExchange: Where did I learn all of what?
IsurrenderalltoU: sodomy, "sea-men" etc. etc
NYCockExchange: Well, let's just say I wasn't exactly raised in a sheltered environment.
IsurrenderalltoU: Meaning
NYCockExchange: Meaning that growing up in Baiting has been rough on me. I've heard so much filthy, disgusting stuff from Kaen, Dirk, and Sven that my mind hasn't been the same since, and will probably never be.
NYCockExchange: It's a rough community.
IsurrenderalltoU: It must be
IsurrenderalltoU: In the picture, which one are you?
NYCockExchange: *nods* I'm the one on the left.
IsurrenderalltoU: You are very pretty
NYCockExchange: Thanks. I mean it. I feel dirty after having been with Dirk.
IsurrenderalltoU: did he rape you?
NYCockExchange: No... but I witnessed his foul deeds.
NYCockExchange: He's raped others.
IsurrenderalltoU: that's awful
NYCockExchange: Yeah. Then he posts it on the internet, for all the world to see.
IsurrenderalltoU: That's gross!
IsurrenderalltoU: What has he done to you?
NYCockExchange: Yeah. Baiting's bad, evil.
NYCockExchange: He's done nothing to me directly, except fellate me. And I actually enjoyed it.
IsurrenderalltoU: Baiting Utah?
NYCockExchange: It's not limited to just Utah.
NYCockExchange: In some cases, it goes all the way to MN.
NYCockExchange: *ahem* But, back to the sex. I want some, you want some. Right?
IsurrenderalltoU: I guess
NYCockExchange: That's not convincing enough. Tell me (in caps, if you will) that you wanna get pronged!!
IsurrenderalltoU: I WANT YOU TO TAKE ME!!!!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Yes! You want me to prong you? Tell it to me!!!
IsurrenderalltoU: I WANT YOU TO PRONG ME!!!!!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Yes! You want it hard?!? Your want me to prong your ass off?
IsurrenderalltoU: YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!1
NYCockExchange: Well!! Say it! In bold, with a huge font!!
IsurrenderalltoU: I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Right!!! And HOW do you want it?!?!
IsurrenderalltoU: HARD!!!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Hard?!? In every orifice?!?!
IsurrenderalltoU: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Well hallelujah!!! Are you gonna take ALL of me, ALL of my length and girth, and take it like a man!?!?!
IsurrenderalltoU: YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Are you ready to experience the most amazing sodomy anyone has ever engaged in over the internet?!?!?!
IsurrenderalltoU: OH FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!
NYCockExchange: Are you aware through the many, many hints that I've given, that I'm a 38-year-old male who wants to shove his thick, hard submarine deep into your tight asshole?!?!?
NYCockExchange: Hello?
 
She was visiting..

She likes younger men.. so JA enticed her.. :worried:

him and his witty words and come ons :rolleyes:

marshallmadman said:
You told me you didn't live at home wit yer momma.
 
CanadianCutie said:
JerseyARt says:
I'm sorry about those calls
AdorableLittlePest says:
It's alright.. they kind of got me all hot and bothered. What are you wearing sweetie
JerseyARt says:
So You want me to call and breath heavy again
AdorableLittlePest says:
Noo.. no.. we can just have msn sex
AdorableLittlePest says:
Again, what are you wearing?
JerseyARt says:
Plaid boxer shorts and black dress socks
JerseyARtsays:
Go on cam, let me see what your wearing
AdorableLittlePest says:
Ok. Just let me strip down.. Ok hunny.. turning this baby on

You have inivited JerseyArt to start viewing web cam:

AdorableLittlePest says:
You there hot stuff
JerseyARtsays:
:worried: Your not who i thought you were :worried:
JerseyARt says:
What did you do with her
AdorableLittlePest says:
I'm her momma.. enjoy the view.. My backside might be twice as big, but baby.. i sure can take yo for a ride.. want to test drive :chomp: :chomp:


:lmao:
poor JerseyArt, he has been scarred for life...
CC next time you chat on MSN with JA you gotta show yourself and make up for the confusion ...;)
 
I'm a bit shyer than mum :verygood:
Yasmina said:
:lmao:
poor JerseyArt, he has been scarred for life...
CC next time you chat on MSN with JA you gotta show yourself and make up for the confusion ...;)
 
CanadianCutie said:
She was visiting..

She likes younger men.. so JA enticed her.. :worried:

him and his witty words and come ons :rolleyes:

lets not rule out the fact that JA may like older women too,
he may very well have an emporium full of contrasting women ;)

...after all....variety is the spice of life!! :spin:
 
Puppets don't count :worried:

Yasmina said:
lets not rule out the fact that JA may like older women too,
he may very well have an emporium full of contrasting women ;)

...after all....variety is the spice of life!! :spin:
 
CanadianCutie said:
Puppets don't count :worried:


They're socks, and its just cause I have cold hands :worried:
 
bluepeter said:
JerseyArt=Hamstershaver

prolly not because:

1) JA probably really is in jersey, since he invited CC to go to central park with him so he could leave her there to be raped by hobo's
2) Hammy is boning SK who lives in TN

plus CC doesnt have enuf meat on her bones for hammy's tastes
-
 
geoboy said:
prolly not because:

1) JA probably really is in jersey, since he invited CC to go to central park with him so he could leave her there to be raped by hobo's
2) Hammy is boning SK who lives in TN

plus CC doesnt have enuf meat on her bones for hammy's tastes
-

Yeah but Jersey ain't boning CC, he's a flaming, eyebrow tweezing metrosexual. Hammy only bones fat chicks so he might as well be :rainbow:

I think it has some merit.
 
All you girls should stop being catty and leave SK alone. She's a babe

Bluepeter: Don't be hating cause Canadian men are all godel and can't control their women
 
JerseyArt said:
All you girls should stop being catty and leave SK alone. She's a babe

Bluepeter: Don't be hating cause Canadian men are all godel and can't control their women

godel is to JerseyArt as BigDawg is to KK's.
 
geoboy said:
plus CC doesnt have enuf meat on her bones for hammy's tastes
-


Yeah, she definitely needs a meat injection :p
 
CanadianCutie said:
It's called protein :rolleyes:


It's called a hot beef injection angel.

Let me demonstrate......
 
what started all of this?

I need some history on the subject and the relations of all involved people.
 
CanadianCutie said:
Do Geo first.. i will watch and decide later :p

It's always jumping through hoops with you.

You promised once I serviced your mom you wouldnt as again :chomp:
 
Nah u had a choice.. not my fault u hit the tequilla a bit too HARd and made the wrong one

JerseyArt said:
It's always jumping through hoops with you.

You promised once I serviced your mom you wouldnt as again :chomp:
 
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