A 25 year age difference

[MasterBates]

tryin to pick up girls online

 

[MasterBates]

wow that's not creepy at all

 

[Dial_tone]

Women my age are getting wrinkly.......so am I but thats their problem, not mine.

 

[big4life]

I smell bullshit.

Yep, you got me. I have to impress people on an internet site, so I made up this story.



PS. I'm sorry that the girl you were after liked older men, or that your girl left you for an older man. I'm sure it wasn't nothing you did, he was probably just more skilled at certain things.

 

[MasterBates]

oh wow good come back, how old are you now 12?

 

[big4life]

oh wow good come back, how old are you now 12?

That would still be older than you.

 

[MasterBates]

ohhh nooo, your online buddies that you're tryin to impress just bombed me. Come on grandpa, dish out few bucks and gbomb me

 

[MasterBates]

buddy, I work at nightclubs and I go to 4 year. I've yet to see a girl who doesnt get creeped out by some old fart commin in there tryin to get laid. Nice try on makin your fantasies come true online though. Don't blame you though for half of these cats on here EF is life, you no different.

 

[MasterBates]

I hope that my achievements in life shall be these - that I will have fought for what was right and fair, that I will have risked for that which mattered, and that I will have given help to those who were in need that I will have left the earth a better place for what I've done and who I've been. ~C. Hoppe


Loyalty

Honor

Respect

Without these you have no soul.




Take that shit off fool

 

[EnderJE]

Am I going to hell?


OK, technically a 24 year, 9 month and 11 day age difference.

No, but you're now officially my hero.