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> > Nine Things that Piss Me Off!!!
> >
> > 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
> > the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where
> > the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
> > ask where the bathroom is?
> >
> > 2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy
> > considering he has no dick.
> >
> > 3. People who are willing to get off their ass to
> > search the entire room for the TV remote because
> > they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
> > channel manually.
> >
> > 4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
> > cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a
> > goddamn cake if you can't eat it?
> >
> > 5. When people say "It's always in the last place
> > you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep
> > looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
> > Who and where are they?
> >
> > 6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you
> > see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the
> > theater and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.
> >
> > 7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....
> > Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
> >
> > 8. When something is "new and improved", which is it?
> > If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
> > If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
> >
> > 9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you
> > know how fast you were going? You should know
> > asshole you fucking pulled me over!
> >
> > 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
> > the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where
> > the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
> > ask where the bathroom is?
> >
> > 2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy
> > considering he has no dick.
> >
> > 3. People who are willing to get off their ass to
> > search the entire room for the TV remote because
> > they refuse to walk to the TV and change the
> > channel manually.
> >
> > 4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
> > cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a
> > goddamn cake if you can't eat it?
> >
> > 5. When people say "It's always in the last place
> > you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep
> > looking after you've found it? Do people do this?
> > Who and where are they?
> >
> > 6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you
> > see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the
> > theater and stare at the friggin ceiling up there.
> >
> > 7. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".....
> > Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
> >
> > 8. When something is "new and improved", which is it?
> > If it's new, then there has never been anything before it.
> > If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!!
> >
> > 9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you
> > know how fast you were going? You should know
> > asshole you fucking pulled me over!
