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>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
>where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
>when I ask where the toilet is?
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>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
>room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change
>the channel manually.
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>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
>Damn
>right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
>is.
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>Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
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>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
>I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
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>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
>a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
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> If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
>improvement, then there must have been something before it.
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>8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
>damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
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>What can you do that's longer?
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>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
>yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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>where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch
>when I ask where the toilet is?
>
>
>
>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
>room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change
>the channel manually.
>
>
>
>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
>Damn
>right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
>
>
>
>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
>is.
>
>Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
>this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
>
>
>
>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser,
>I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
>
>
>
>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
>a choice there, did ya sunshine?
>
>
>
>7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
>
> If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
>improvement, then there must have been something before it.
>
>
>
>8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest
>damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!
>
>What can you do that's longer?
>
>
>
>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
>yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
>
