# 6

[HG Pennypacker]

I've been sick with a fever the last couple of days and this morning I took a # 6. I can't classify it as a # 2, because it's, at least, 3 times worse than anything i've ever seen in my life. Thank you.

 

[The Shadow]

lmfao

 

[TheProject]

wrong. #6 is a combination of taking a #2, and a #3 and hosing it off with #1.

Damn that's nasty.

 

[the nature boy]

wrong. #6 is a combination of taking a #2, and a #3 and hosing it off with #1.

 

[the nature boy]

Damn that's nasty.

welcome to my world.

 

[Bullit]

#6 is a period, thus I fully believe that HG jst had a #6.

 

[the nature boy]

#6 is a period, thus I fully believe that HG jst had a #6.

not anymore, I flipped the script.

 

[Ffactor]

I expect Beastgirl to jump in any minute with a "I don't get it".
Just when I think you guys couldn't possibly get any lower you surprise me.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

wrong. #6 is a combination of taking a #2, and a #3 and hosing it off with #1.

I don't even want to know how you do the #2 and #3 at the same time and manage to get them in close enough proximity to hose it off with #1.

Sounds like a blumpkin gone real bad.

 

[WODIN]

We need a scat forum....hg can moderate.

 

[TheProject]

I don't even want to know how you do the #2 and #3 at the same time and manage to get them in close enough proximity to hose it off with #1.

Sounds like a blumpkin gone real bad.

Or a chili dog/golden shower combo.

Would that be called a chili dog with Mountain Dew?




Okay, if this doesn't get deleted or moved to sheets now, I'll be surprised.

 

[the nature boy]

Would that be called a chili dog with Mountain Dew?

AWESOME!!!

To keep it clean lets call it a #6.

 

[beastboy]

CHiP-L

 

[nice6pac]

well let me ask you then if you did #6 and tehn your nose started bleeding and it got on it what would that be classified as?

 

[Ffactor]

If you did a #6 and there was no TP or water available would you lick yourself and roll around in the ground or what's goin on with that?

 

[the nature boy]

well let me ask you then if you did #6 and tehn your nose started bleeding and it got on it what would that be classified as?

FULL BLOWN AIDS

 

[the nature boy]

If you did a #6 and there was no TP or water available would you lick yourself and roll around in the ground or what's goin on with that?

you're missing the point, after you do your #2 and #3, you use #1 to wash it all away.

 

[beastboy]

you're missing the point, after you do your #2 and #3, you use #1 to wash it all away.

I really think you could market that as some type of porn. Wodin and Y Lifter would be interested. Old men usually are from what I hear.

 

[Ffactor]

Well then what's the difference between #2 and #3?

 

[jerkbox]

#3 is the white stuff that comes out from where you pee


lmao

 

[the nature boy]

Well then what's the difference between #2 and #3?

#1 pee
#2 poop
#3 man juice

 

[beastboy]

Darktooth...you bastard.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I don't even want to know how you do the #2 and #3 at the same time and manage to get them in close enough proximity to hose it off with #1.

Sounds like a blumpkin gone real bad.

NB....you haven't addressed this.

 

[duritz]

what's a #4 and a #5 then??

 

[HG Pennypacker]

#4 = heavy taint sweat

#5 = ???

I think # 5 is a bloody stool. I average three #2's, four #5's and one #6 per week.

 

[the nature boy]

NB....you haven't addressed this.

here are the scenarios I've envisioned:


1) Dude is out in the woods and he takes a dump (#2). The BM that he leaves reminds him of his girlfriend (we'll say he's on hallucinagens) and he starts to JO (#3). In order to clean of the #5 (#2+#3) he pees all over everything and washes everything away because he's on a slope.

2) A guy is tity F'ing his girlfriend and blows a load all over her boobies (#3). During his relaxed state, the chili that he ate comes out of his ass all over her chest (#2). As you can imagine the female is all freaked out so the guy being the consumate gentleman, takes a wizz (#1) all over her torso to was away all the #2 and #3.

Anymore questions?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

here are the scenarios I've envisioned:


1) Dude is out in the woods and he takes a dump (#2). The BM that he leaves reminds him of his girlfriend (we'll say he's on hallucinagens) and he starts to JO (#3). In order to clean of the #5 (#2+#3) he pees all over everything and washes everything away because he's on a slope.

2) A guy is tity F'ing his girlfriend and blows a load all over her boobies (#3). During his relaxed state, the chili that he ate comes out of his ass all over her chest (#2). As you can imagine the female is all freaked out so the guy being the consumate gentleman, takes a wizz (#1) all over her torso to was away all the #2 and #3.

Anymore questions?

LMFAO.....uh.....I mean.....I knew I would regret reading this.

 

[the nature boy]

Man, you and PoyeBoy could team up to direct one of the best and most obscene scat movies ever.

I don't know if I could direct it, but I could write it.