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5 Year Wedding Anniversary...

This Friday. I have no plans and no idea for a gift. I do know I want a Bijur.

What is a good 5 year gift. I already trimmed my pubes for her last week, so that is not an option.
 
Not enough years for a nice ring. Save that for 10 years.
Of course sending flowers is a given. Work or home which ever.

I usually don't call my wife at work, but I take a min out once a year and call her at work and tell her I love her.

Is there something you both enjoy doing outside the Bedroom that you could get a gift relating ? Buy each other bikes or Rollerblades or such. This says "I want to spend time with you"

Dinner that you plan out at a place that takes RESERVATIONS would be good.

If she's into girlie stuff, day spa's are nice as would a manicure etc.
 
Yudheyhey said:
Get he a diamond studded buttplug!
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Come on man, need original ideas that she doesn't have already.

Thanks, Zander. I've been with her for 10 years....flies by.

Project, everything is so hectic right now...she knows that I have nothing planned......We are running the business and am in the process of trying to figure out how to sell it.
 
Y_Lifter said:
Not enough years for a nice ring. Save that for 10 years.
Of course sending flowers is a given. Work or home which ever.

I usually don't call my wife at work, but I take a min out once a year and call her at work and tell her I love her.

Is there something you both enjoy doing outside the Bedroom that you could get a gift relating ? Buy each other bikes or Rollerblades or such. This says "I want to spend time with you"

Dinner that you plan out at a place that takes RESERVATIONS would be good.

If she's into girlie stuff, day spa's are nice as would a manicure etc.
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Good ideas. I like the idea of a gift we both can do together.
 
I might be drunk right now, though I can't say for sure. What would make more sense probably is that I'm still high. I think I smoked like 15 bowls last night, and over the course of the day. And then I didn't sleep much. What would be fun is if I were to forget how to get everywhere I usually go - like home, the gym, etc. - and were to be given maps on how to get there. And then try to figure it out on my own all over again. I'd be a hero more than likely. A hero with an enormous cock. And I'd poke large holes in things with it, preferably in hot young girls. I should go.
 
I think 5 year's is "Paper" by Hallmark standards....Ought to be just another cheap year for you, BB!

I wrote a sweet poem for you to give to her:

It's been five long years
You've shed many tears
I've brought you your worst fears!
 
I love this place..you all are so supportive!

I'm thinking I should buy her a new digital camera/camcorder. That can be very romantic.
 
Whaaat? You did not think my poem had romance and truth written all over it?

I bet she will.....

;-)

Why not save some money and just give her the 8 MM blank tapes instead of the camcorder? Tell her that'll be her birthday present.

**If my hubby ever gave me a camcorder for a gift I'd kick his ass*** Trust me..NO romance in that gift idea!
 
If you like dogs, buy her a puppy.

Y_lifter gave great advice.

Does she have any interests/hobbies? Of course she does. Get something related to one of them.
 
DON'T buy her a puppy. Unless she really wants one. Who's going to take care of it. Most likely her. Then she has a husband, daughter and puppy to take care of.



5 years! Wow. My 2 year anniversary in next week. Married for 2, together for 7....


Anyway, here are some ideas:
1) old home videos, take them to a place to get them edited. Make a sort of story line with any you have. For instance, your wedding, the birth of your daughter and so on.
2) Do the same as above, but with pictures. You can scan your pictures in and use powerpoint or flash to make something really, really nice. This is guaranteed to make her cry.


Good luck and congratulations. And in response to your other thread, you should do it for no one else but you. It's like a bug. Once you are infected it's all over. But don't make it your whole life. Make it part of your life. Your wife and daughter will always love you. Remember that.
 
according to this webpage the proper gift for a 5 year anniversary is wood. Can you give your wife some wood beastboy? I'm sure i can find some wood lying around that you can borrow if you'd like.
 
I think our current system is fucked up.

We have "special days" our of the year or every now and then.

I say make everyday special - you shouldn't need a reason to do something nice for her.

And then on days like Valentines Day, or on this aniverssary - you just beat the living shit out of her - just take out all of your frustrations from the previous days.
Just fucking rail on her.

That is what I would do.
 
MarthaStewart said:


give her one and then chain her in there for an hour.

when you let her out, demand wild monkey sex or she goes back in.
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Splendid idea. When she comes out, her nipples will look like something they serve at Baskin Robins.
 
tell your wife you made a bet on the lions to win more than 5.5 games this season in her name. it's the gift that keeps on giving.
 
beastboy said:
She told me she wants a new refridgerator.
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Ok..Since time is running out I'll get serious with you!

Buy her the damn new fridge since you must NEED it ! Big difference 'tween needing and wanting something in this case!

You should at least have a single red rose in the new chiller for her. You can also have some pre-made up "fun tickets" included.

Like listed below: One ticket good for:

1) I'll make you dinner one night.
2) I'll clean out the meat cake in this new fridge when it gets really ugly.
3) Let's forget opening the fridge tonight... Let's eat out at ( fill in the name her fav. eatery)
4) Meet me by the glow of the fridge light at 11 PM for wild kitchen sex!

You get the idea for the "fun ticket's" now?

:)
 
vixenbabe said:
WTF?

Why does this thread have THEPROJECT as it's thread starter?
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It's that damned thread order bug.

Thanks to EF, now I've been married for 5 years, and never even met my wife.

Sheesh.
 
We don't need a fridge....ours is only a couple years ols...but she wants a new style.

My wife is very practical....but her dumper is still off limits to me.
 
beastboy said:
We don't need a fridge....ours is only a couple years ols...but she wants a new style.

My wife is very practical....but her dumper is still off limits to me.
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For a gift, tie her up and MAKE it within your limits.

That'll learn her.
 
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