5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

[MkZk]

Got these 5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines from a porn site:

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

 

[MuSuLPhReAk]

5 is pretty funny

 

[Patrick Bateman]

6). How about we fuck in the back of my Dodge Dart?

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

Got these 5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines from a porn site:

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.

#5) Lets play "TIGER" we'll roll around on the floor,paw each other. and I'll throw you the meat.

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[gymnpoppa]

How bout

Guy: Hey you wanna grab a pizza and fuck?
Girl: Hell No!
Guy: What? You don't like pizza?

 

[kunta]

1. Your parents must be retarded, cause your special
2. You look like a hooker I used to know in Fresno
3. You don't sweat much for a fat girl
4. (make a gesture with your fingers for her to walk over to you)
I knew if i fingered you long enough you'd come

All are tried and true and will never fail