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[SoreArms]

whats up bud, getting wasted tonight? I'm loaded.

Tell us some gnarly mortician stories, anything from gross to scary to weird to cool.

 

[Lestat]

good idea for a thread, I'd like to hear some stories too 4ever.

 

[Spartacus]

whats up bud, getting wasted tonight? I'm loaded.

Tell us some gnarly mortician stories, anything from gross to scary to weird to cool.

well i'll share a little gem if you wish
a young lady died
we did her up and prepared as our standards are
well her mother told us she was afraid of the dark
and basically we should keep her dead daughter illuminated throughout
the concern for me was how we were to keep her in light
when she got buried

 

[Lestat]

well i'll share a little gem if you wish
a young lady died
we did her up and prepared as our standards are
well her mother told us she was afraid of the dark
and basically we should keep her dead daughter illuminated throughout
the concern for me was how we were to keep her in light
when she got buried

hmm that's good but you can do better.. get creepy

 

[Spartacus]

I've posted before about dude who rigged his truck up out in nohwere to asphyxiate himself. kinda cool how he rigged his truck.
what was noteworthy is we found in his cab a partially eaten subway sub and a six pack of natural light,with only one empty
as you may know "natural light" is anhueser busch's low end beer
regardless I thought it was comical that the dude elected to leave with a calorie conservative cheap beer

 

[SoreArms]

well i'll share a little gem if you wish
a young lady died
we did her up and prepared as our standards are
well her mother told us she was afraid of the dark
and basically we should keep her dead daughter illuminated throughout
the concern for me was how we were to keep her in light
when she got buried

people get too concerned with the dead. Personally, you could burn me and put my ashes in a folgers can when I die. It's not like I'll know the difference.

 

[Spartacus]

people get too concerned with the dead. Personally, you could burn me and put my ashes in a folgers can when I die. It's not like I'll know the difference.

hell people will purchase a spot ina mausoleum because they're claustrorphobic

 

[SoreArms]

I've posted before about dude who rigged his truck up out in nohwere to asphyxiate himself. kinda cool how he rigged his truck.

assplain please

 

[Spartacus]

assplain please

well hell
it was an interesting "call" from the get go
our directions were vaque
we made a right down this "road"
branches of trees faught our adavnce
then we fiannaly broke into a clearing
an old gravel pit
dude had fashioned a tube from the exhaust pipe to the cap cavity
used duck tape to seal his cab over a 4 inch crack in a window\
he was dead a couple days

 

[SoreArms]

WTF, you have to recover the bodies too?