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The life cannot be found
The life you are looking for is currently unavailable. The World might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to admit that your life has gone down the shitter and cannot be recovered.
* Click the Reincarnate button, or try again later.
* If you typed your address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, is current and is not located at the arse-end of nowhere. Your life will not be found if you have tried to search for it on a World that does not exist, or in Dorset.
* To check your status, click the Career menu, and then click Wish I Had One. On the Corporate Whore tab, click Accept Any Old Job. The settings will undoubtedly not match those provided by your CV. Once you have changed these settings, under no circumstances click Quit, no matter how much your boss winds you up or whether you think you could earn more working for yourself developing that really clever idea you had which is going to take the world by storm.
* If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your Life and automatically screw it up for you.
If you would like Windows to try and discover a way to fix your life, click Who Are You Trying To Kid? Note: Any changes made by Microsoft Windows to your Life are permanent and cannot be undone, no matter how much you wish you'd listened to that little voice in your head that told you bloody well to be sensible for once in your life.
* Some lives require 128 bits of something you haven't got in order to function. Click the Help menu and then click Please? to determine whether anyone gives a shit that your life has gone arse-up.
* If you are trying to reach a secure future, make sure your Financial settings can support it. Click the Bank menu, and then click Grovel Obsequiously. Scroll to the Advanced option and check settings for Credit Cards, Where Are The Scissors?, What Can I Sell Next? and Anyone Need A Kidney - I've Got One Spare?.
* Click the Wishful Thinking button to try another life.
Cannot find Life error.
The life you are looking for is currently unavailable. The World might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to admit that your life has gone down the shitter and cannot be recovered.
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Please try the following:* Click the Reincarnate button, or try again later.
* If you typed your address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, is current and is not located at the arse-end of nowhere. Your life will not be found if you have tried to search for it on a World that does not exist, or in Dorset.
* To check your status, click the Career menu, and then click Wish I Had One. On the Corporate Whore tab, click Accept Any Old Job. The settings will undoubtedly not match those provided by your CV. Once you have changed these settings, under no circumstances click Quit, no matter how much your boss winds you up or whether you think you could earn more working for yourself developing that really clever idea you had which is going to take the world by storm.
* If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft Windows can examine your Life and automatically screw it up for you.
If you would like Windows to try and discover a way to fix your life, click Who Are You Trying To Kid? Note: Any changes made by Microsoft Windows to your Life are permanent and cannot be undone, no matter how much you wish you'd listened to that little voice in your head that told you bloody well to be sensible for once in your life.
* Some lives require 128 bits of something you haven't got in order to function. Click the Help menu and then click Please? to determine whether anyone gives a shit that your life has gone arse-up.
* If you are trying to reach a secure future, make sure your Financial settings can support it. Click the Bank menu, and then click Grovel Obsequiously. Scroll to the Advanced option and check settings for Credit Cards, Where Are The Scissors?, What Can I Sell Next? and Anyone Need A Kidney - I've Got One Spare?.
* Click the Wishful Thinking button to try another life.
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