superdave said:Was on the phone earlier with one of them and she wanted me to pick her up but I told her we could get together this weekend. This one is on my tip hardcore.
velvett said:These threads make me hungry.
They always remind me of hot, juicy, basted turkey.
supersizeme said:lol
dave out of the girls you've been with since your girl, have you went back for seconds with any of them or do you just stop talking to them after you've done the deed
biteme said:
Have you tried fried turkey. Probably not that great for you. But mmmmm, better than regular turkey.
velvett said:
If you make it I will come.
Come over I mean!
Sinistar said:have you guys ever heard of a mall? try walking around one awhile.
Sinistar said:have you guys ever heard of a mall? try walking around one awhile.
Dial_tone said:
For m 5'4"-5'8" and 150-75 lbs. I'm not into the obese ones but a lil extra booty and boobs doesn't hurt. They really do try harder to please, especially if you boost their confidence b telling 'em they're the just the way you like 'em.
OMG that is the biggest ass I've ever seen!DcupSheepNipples said:Dave what do you give this chick on the Dave Plump O Meter?
Future Dave Plumper?
She has a cute face! Give me some clothes pins to hang up the rolls and some flour for the sweet spot and I'm good to go!
But you "Know" you would "Hit" that!Scarlett33 said:OMG that is the biggest ass I've ever seen!
DcupSheepNipples said:

Scarlett33 said:no I wouldn't! If I was going to ever be with another girl she would have to be , well not a whale
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grlpwrd said:I don't know what's sadder.... superdave's new fetish or the fact that these ladies actually live this kind of lifestyle when they should be focused on working out and taking better care of themselves....
Dial_tone said:
Oh, that's just heinous! I wouldn't do her with Staind's dick.
dread_lady said:haha
dude...
Dial_tone said:
For me 5'4"-5'8" and 150-75 lbs. I'm not into the obese ones but a lil extra booty and boobs doesn't hurt. They really do try harder to please, especially if you boost their confidence by telling 'em they're the just the way you like 'em.
superdave said:
I only did the deed once, but Im still stringing them along for sloppy seconds if the need arises. They also buy me shit like dinner so thats more reason to keep them in my phone.
Dial_tone said:
Female bodybuilders throw off the plumper definition. I'd give your fine booty up to 170-175.
Dial_tone said:
For me 5'4"-5'8" and 150-75 lbs. I'm not into the obese ones but a lil extra booty and boobs doesn't hurt. They really do try harder to please, especially if you boost their confidence by telling 'em they're the just the way you like 'em.
Dial_tone said:
I have boinked probably 7 gals between 160-200 lbs and I'm here to say, unless she's 5'10" then 185 lbs ain't plump...SHE'S FAT! (female bodybuilders don't count)
Doktor Bollix said:
I'll concede the extensiveness of your fat female research.
Maybe the measurement is more subjective.
I mean how does alcohol consumption fit into this calculation? Regular beer goggles, the dreaded Tequila welding-helmet? That knocks off about 50lbs! superdave is apparently operating under conditions of sobriety and cold-light-of-day pre-meditated chubby chasing. That's got to make them look fucking huge when they open the door.
superdave said:
The plumpery ratios I use are usually having a waist to hip factor of .7-.8
In plumpers case the ratios for attractiveness are there, they are just in bigger numbers all around. And yes, some look fucking huge when I open the door.
DcupSheepNipples said:Dave what do you give this chick on the Dave Plump O Meter?
Future Dave Plumper?
She has a cute face! Give me some clothes pins to hang up the rolls and some flour for the sweet spot and I'm good to go!
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