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3 plumpers down this week, going for a record this weekend.

One of them took a little working on, and the other one had phone sex first before the pounding the day after. She even said she wasnt going to fuck me since I told her about the other two I already fucked.....LOL....such innocence she tried to have....but to no avail. Got 3 more lined up this weekend, actually one isnt a plumper but that one obviously will have to be slammed also. Bros, one of them has the most perfect mouth Ive ever seen, I think I will just let her work my cock over with it and save my energy for the other two bitches. That will still count, right? LOL

GOT MORE PLUMPNESS THAN A EGGPLANT HARVEST.

SD
 
lol

dave out of the girls you've been with since your girl, have you went back for seconds with any of them or do you just stop talking to them after you've done the deed
 
Was on the phone earlier with one of them and she wanted me to pick her up but I told her we could get together this weekend. This one is on my tip hardcore.
 
superdave said:
Was on the phone earlier with one of them and she wanted me to pick her up but I told her we could get together this weekend. This one is on my tip hardcore.


dude what's the site u go to??
 
Dave what do you give this chick on the Dave Plump O Meter?

Future Dave Plumper?

She has a cute face! Give me some clothes pins to hang up the rolls and some flour for the sweet spot and I'm good to go!
 
velvett said:
These threads make me hungry.

They always remind me of hot, juicy, basted turkey.

Have you tried fried turkey. Probably not that great for you. But mmmmm, better than regular turkey.
 
Dave you must be my buddy Tom. Is that you?

anyways he is always getting the large woman also. One day I think he is gonna get up and yell it out, like in that Freddie Prince Jr. baseball movie.
 
supersizeme said:
lol

dave out of the girls you've been with since your girl, have you went back for seconds with any of them or do you just stop talking to them after you've done the deed

I only did the deed once, but Im still stringing them along for sloppy seconds if the need arises. They also buy me shit like dinner so thats more reason to keep them in my phone.
 
velvett said:



If you make it I will come.























Come over I mean!

Don't tease me maam. You know what I think of you.:)
 
I don't know what's sadder.... superdave's new fetish or the fact that these ladies actually live this kind of lifestyle when they should be focused on working out and taking better care of themselves....
 
Dial_tone said:


For m 5'4"-5'8" and 150-75 lbs. I'm not into the obese ones but a lil extra booty and boobs doesn't hurt. They really do try harder to please, especially if you boost their confidence b telling 'em they're the just the way you like 'em.

True, I think of them as having an exaggerated hourglass figure only with a bigger waist. Junk in the trunk, of course.
 
Scarlett33 said:
:D no I wouldn't! If I was going to ever be with another girl she would have to be , well not a whale:mix:

That's not lady like of you!
 
grlpwrd said:
I don't know what's sadder.... superdave's new fetish or the fact that these ladies actually live this kind of lifestyle when they should be focused on working out and taking better care of themselves....

Oh this isn't a new fetish for Dave...Actually I would call it a reemergence(sp?)

Dave my man Come down to houston next weekend I'll be flying in for 2 weeks the woman I'm talkign to right now could hook you up with some Plumpers and non Plumpers alike
 
Ive got 5 Im talking to and Im hoping to pound 2 of them this weekend, for a week total of 5 Ive laid pipe to. I would reach a zenith of plumpness if I dould do that.
 
you know you are doing some nutty shit when you summon the lady of dread into your thread and she chuckles at your antics
 
Hummm...

Does this kind of thing only happen with chubby girls. :confused:

Dave, why not try for a better cut of meat? :D Go for some average sized chicks, and work your way up to 9's and 10's.
 
One I talked to tonight, she tries to play the prim and proper role, but Im the one who will be playing in her rolls this weekend. She got a pretty mouth, it will be good for my cock to go in and out of. My mind fuck will be to blow a load down their throats then ask them not to eat the sandwich they make me afterwards. Satisfaction Guaranteed, bruhs.
 
Dial_tone said:


Oh, that's just heinous! I wouldn't do her with Staind's dick.

Fuck, LOL. Now my dick has become something to mock? Jesus...Maybe my balls but still...cut me some slack.
 
dude

superdave, your still such a liar..........the only plumper you did was your self....why dont you post your pic again so everyone can see why you hang with fatties......you all stick together...
 
You don't have to subject yourself to this, man. If you want to, okay. However, I'd not lower myself like you are doing. There is something positive to be said for keeping standards and dealing with bad situations without the use of crutches.
 
Dial_tone said:


For me 5'4"-5'8" and 150-75 lbs. I'm not into the obese ones but a lil extra booty and boobs doesn't hurt. They really do try harder to please, especially if you boost their confidence by telling 'em they're the just the way you like 'em.

damn, by your definition, i'm in the low end of plumper. thanks for making me feel so good today :(
 
I thought this thread said "plumbers".

I was wondering what was wrong with your appt that needed 3 plumbers......
 
superdave said:


I only did the deed once, but Im still stringing them along for sloppy seconds if the need arises. They also buy me shit like dinner so thats more reason to keep them in my phone.

Hang around a big girl long enough and you know they got to eat. They didn't get that big by NOT eating.

You are a sick sick man.
 
Dial_tone said:


Female bodybuilders throw off the plumper definition. I'd give your fine booty up to 170-175.


haha, thanks, i've never made it that high, bout 165 is tops, right now, i've dieted down to 155 and still dropping :) i'll be out of the plumper scale soon!

p.s. circusgirl, i thought it said plumber too at first :D
 
Dial_tone said:


For me 5'4"-5'8" and 150-75 lbs. I'm not into the obese ones but a lil extra booty and boobs doesn't hurt. They really do try harder to please, especially if you boost their confidence by telling 'em they're the just the way you like 'em.

Too light for standardized Plumpery.

Most women I see: tee shirt accentuating pot belly, low-rise Gap jeans compressing wide flat ass into jiggly love-handles. Probably 150 or so.

I hereby propose a Plumper qualification threshold of 185lbs.
 
Dial_tone said:


I have boinked probably 7 gals between 160-200 lbs and I'm here to say, unless she's 5'10" then 185 lbs ain't plump...SHE'S FAT! (female bodybuilders don't count)

I'll concede the extensiveness of your fat female research.

Maybe the measurement is more subjective.

I mean how does alcohol consumption fit into this calculation? Regular beer goggles, the dreaded Tequila welding-helmet? That knocks off about 50lbs! superdave is apparently operating under conditions of sobriety and cold-light-of-day pre-meditated chubby chasing. That's got to make them look fucking huge when they open the door.
 
Doktor Bollix said:


I'll concede the extensiveness of your fat female research.

Maybe the measurement is more subjective.

I mean how does alcohol consumption fit into this calculation? Regular beer goggles, the dreaded Tequila welding-helmet? That knocks off about 50lbs! superdave is apparently operating under conditions of sobriety and cold-light-of-day pre-meditated chubby chasing. That's got to make them look fucking huge when they open the door.

The plumpery ratios I use are usually having a waist to hip factor of .7-.8
In plumpers case the ratios for attractiveness are there, they are just in bigger numbers all around. And yes, some look fucking huge when I open the door.
 
superdave said:


The plumpery ratios I use are usually having a waist to hip factor of .7-.8
In plumpers case the ratios for attractiveness are there, they are just in bigger numbers all around. And yes, some look fucking huge when I open the door.

With all this Plumper talk, I want to try a Plumper Orgy! I'll try anything once! Well almost anything!
 
DcupSheepNipples said:
Dave what do you give this chick on the Dave Plump O Meter?

Future Dave Plumper?

She has a cute face! Give me some clothes pins to hang up the rolls and some flour for the sweet spot and I'm good to go!

Excuse me, I just vomited.
 
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