3 gallons later, Piss test results

[gmanlax7]

ended up consuming a total of 3 gallons. played basketball, lifted and the hit the steam room for about 15 minutes.

started feeling pretty sick near the end of gallon 3, so when i got outta the car in front of the piss testing place, I vomited everywhere, spewing a brown ( chocolate protein shake ) water everywhere within 10 feet. Pretty fucking gross, luckily i wasn't spotted by anyone related to the piss testing place, just by some very weirded/grossed out passerbys.

composed myself, went in a pissed basically clear in midstream

still feel like shit, and the piss gets sent to a lab so you don't get to find out on the spot, so now i just sit and wait to see if i failed, cuz if you pass you don't even find out !!!

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

It may have been a good thing you vomited! Hyponatremia is not a fun thing! That's alot of water at once. Even for a pisser test!

http://www.hhp.ufl.edu/keepingfit/ARTICLE/toomuchwater.htm

 

[fogg88]

I haven't read your other thread, so someone may have already brought this up...

...but oftentimes, labs will also test for the presence of normal urine 'contents', like creatinine. If there's very little of that, it could be an indication that the sample was 'watered down' so to speak. At the worst though, they'd probably ask you to retake the test.

 

[gmanlax7]

yeah i felt a ton better after i puked. I definatly have mild symptoms of the intoxication, been feeling real loopy and shit. didn't eat much today either, focused on the water drinking.

 

[HANSEL]

I know this is late...

I have heard from reliable sources that a few grains of salt into the sample will make it test clean but look like you have a kidney infection.

 

[supersizeme]

national enquirer misleading subjects are poopalicious

good luck on your test, bub

 

[Sinistar]

norml says that a gallon or 2 with 4 goldenseal pills will take care of even a pot positive. pot stays in the fat for 30 days, unlike coke which is 4 days. coke is water soluble. your supposed to piss several times as well, cause the first ones are supposed to be the shit clearing your system. 3 gallons though, sounds like youd clear cancer with that.