3 dogs tried to attack me while I was jogging.

[biteme]

They came through the fence and charged towards me. Looked like Australian sheep dog.. I don't usually jog outdoors, but I'm gonna start back up. I scared them off luckily. I'm gonna start jogging with a pistol in my hand. Beautiful day, the run was easy. I'm in better cardio shape than I've been in a long time.

 

[jack sparrow]

Who cares.

 

[biteme]

They came through the fence and charged towards me. Looked like Australian sheep dog.. I don't usually jog outdoors, but I'm gonna start back up. I scared them off luckily. I'm gonna start jogging with a pistol in my hand. Beautiful day, the run was easy. I'm in better cardio shape than I've been in a long time.

There.

 

[sixxtoes]

did they try to "Bite" u!

 

[jnevin]

Damn. So, you almost weren't able to make your dream come true and make millions in real estate?

 

[biteme]

They charged and growled, but when I turned and faced them, they ran back to their yard like the cowards that dogs are.

did they try to "Bite" u!

 

[jack sparrow]

 

[biteme]

After reading some books, it can be done but it takes a certain pesonality and connections that I don't have.

Damn. So, you almost weren't able to make your dream come true and make millions in real estate?

 

[jack sparrow]

Yes, personality and connections. Theres TWO things you don't have.

 

[biteme]

You're like a fucking fly that keeps buzzing around my head. One day you're gonna get too close and I'm gonna squash you.

 

[stilleto]

and brains.

 

[binö]

biteme call a truce and i'll deffuse ya

 

[jh1]

After reading some books, it can be done but it takes a certain pesonality and connections that I don't have.

Shocker.

 

[biteme]

Stupid bitch. Lose some weight fatty.

and brains.

 

[biteme]

Thanks but it won't do any good. Those 3 follow me around all day and they're not gonna stop. Wish they would get into shooting distance.

biteme call a truce and i'll deffuse ya

 

[binö]

Thanks but it won't do any good. Those 3 follow me around all day and they're not gonna stop. Wish they would get into shooting distance.

bro if you humbly wave the surrender flag they'll stop
concede defeat, their is no stopping jack schitt

 

[the_clockwork]

there

 

[biteme]

Is it some kind of game? If it is, it takes some fucked up people to act like that. Fucking cowards have no real power in life so they get off on bombing people on an internet site. No wave of the flag here.

bro if you humbly wave the surrender flag they'll stop
concede defeat, their is no stopping jack schitt

 

[jack sparrow]

Is it some kind of game? If it is, it takes some fucked up people to act like that. Fucking cowards have no real power in life so they get off on bombing people on an internet site. No wave of the flag here.

You've been warned.

 

[biteme]

Fucking pussy. If you wanna fight, why don't you fight like a man? 5 thousand dollars, winner take all.

You've been warned.

 

[jack sparrow]

Fucking pussy. If you wanna fight, why don't you fight like a man? 5 thousand dollars, winner take all.

I don't need five thousand dollars. Plus you wouldn't be able to pay up anyway.

 

[biteme]

Yes I would tiny dick.. If you're gonna hide behind your computer and bomb me all day, why don't you just come out here and fuck with me in person? We can put an end to this fued? I could use an extra 5 grand.

I don't need five thousand dollars. Plus you wouldn't be able to pay up anyway.

 

[jack sparrow]

You're about to snap...I can tell.

lol

 

[biteme]

No. You wouldn't want that to happen. I've never snapped yet. Came close a few times and it wasn't good.

You're about to snap...I can tell.

lol

 

[jack sparrow]

Well, I for one am scared.

 

[puddlemonkey]

there

where?

 

[biteme]

You would be if you were anywhere near me. I'd make you shit on yourself punk.

Well, I for one am scared.

 

[jack sparrow]

I'd probably shit myself with laughter...hell I almost do that now and I'm just watching you on a computer screen. I can only imagine how much of an imbecile you are in real life.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Fucking pussy. If you wanna fight, why don't you fight like a man? 5 thousand dollars, winner take all.

Longhorns is not going to be amused by this.

 

[biteme]

I'm not a violent man, but I would knock your teeth out just for the hell of it. I just don't like you. Like I said, easy for you to laugh when you're hiding your pencil geeked ass tiny dicked self behind your computer screen. You do know about the rumor of your tiny dick? People around here blab.

I'd probably shit myself with laughter...hell I almost do that now and I'm just watching you on a computer screen. I can only imagine how much of an imbecile you are in real life.

 

[jack sparrow]

omg your an idiot.

 

[biteme]

Dumbass. Not matter how many times I tell you it's you're, you still can't get it right.

omg your an idiot.

 

[jack sparrow]

omg you're an idiot.

 

[stilleto]

Stupid bitch. Lose some weight fatty.

nice try, but i lost it a long time ago.

does red karma actually hurt your feelings? cause you get so upset about it.

 

[JayC9]

Re: 3 dogs tried to attack me while I was posting.

...

 

[wootoom]

best thread ever

 

[mountain muscle]

They charged and growled, but when I turned and faced them, they ran back to their yard like the cowards that dogs are.

Chest out look them in the eyes and take a step forward.

Dogs have a pack mentality and will always back down to the alpha dog.

Humans are cowards, dogs are respectful. See the board for examples.

 

[biteme]

What about pitbulls? I don't know if they'd back down or not.

Chest out look them in the eyes and take a step forward.

Dogs have a pack mentality and will always back down to the alpha dog.

Humans are cowards, dogs are respectful. See the board for examples.

 

[mountain muscle]

What about pitbulls? I don't know if they'd back down or not.

Pack mentality, don't believe the fear perpetuated in the media and through ignorant mouths.

 

[Kano]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr