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IvanOffelitch
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1) Indecision is the key to flexibility.
2) You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4) Happiness is merely a remission of pain.
5) Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6) Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
7) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8) The careful application of intimidation is also a form of communication.
9) Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10) Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
11) Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13) Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
14) I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15) Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16) All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
18) One-seventh of your life is spent on mondays.
19) By the time you manage to make ends meet, someone moves the ends.
20) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21) The more you run over roadkill, the flatter it gets.
22) There's always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23) This is as bad as it can get...but don't bet on it.
24) Never wrestle with a pig; You wind up dirty, and the pig likes it.
And last, but certainly not least, I give you...
25) The trouble with life is, you're half-way through it before you realize it's a "do-it-yourself" kinda thing.
That is all.
2) You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
3) There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
4) Happiness is merely a remission of pain.
5) Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
6) Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.
7) The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
8) The careful application of intimidation is also a form of communication.
9) Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
10) Things are more like they are today than they ever have been before.
11) Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
12) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
13) Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate.
14) I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
15) Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
16) All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
17) If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
18) One-seventh of your life is spent on mondays.
19) By the time you manage to make ends meet, someone moves the ends.
20) Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
21) The more you run over roadkill, the flatter it gets.
22) There's always one more imbecile than you counted on.
23) This is as bad as it can get...but don't bet on it.
24) Never wrestle with a pig; You wind up dirty, and the pig likes it.
And last, but certainly not least, I give you...
25) The trouble with life is, you're half-way through it before you realize it's a "do-it-yourself" kinda thing.
That is all.
