2005 Darwin Awards - "What I Can Still Do!"

[EnderJE]

(16 January 2005, Florida) Two North Fort Myers residents, 23-year-old Molly and her husband, had rented a room in a local motel for some unspecified activity, perhaps involving perpetuation of the species. As Molly entered the second-floor room, she went straight for the lanai, which overlooked a concrete patio. Most guests would have seen the railing on the edge of the lanai as a safety feature, but for Molly it brought to mind fond memories of her youthful gymnastic abilities.

Molly called out to Todd, "Watch to see what I can still do." These would be her last words. She did a flip onto the railing for a handstand, just the way she used to do, then toppled over the other side, slamming into the patio 15 feet below. She was pronounced dead at the hospital.

 

[chesty]

She was blonde?

 

[HiDnGoD]

(16 January 2005, Florida) Two North Fort Myers residents, 23-year-old Molly and her husband, had rented a room in a local motel for some unspecified activity, perhaps involving perpetuation of the species. As Molly entered the second-floor room, she went straight for the lanai, which overlooked a concrete patio. Most guests would have seen the railing on the edge of the lanai as a safety feature, but for Molly it brought to mind fond memories of her youthful gymnastic abilities.

Molly called out to Todd, "Watch to see what I can still do." These would be her last words. She did a flip onto the railing for a handstand, just the way she used to do, then toppled over the other side, slamming into the patio 15 feet below. She was pronounced dead at the hospital.

Did he tag it before the EMS showed up?

 

[L Money]

i live in a small town, and there are 2 recent deaths that are worthy of the darwin awards.
the first guy, he got a prescription pain patch from a buddy. now he wanted a little more of an effect than just wearing a patch would give, so he decided to open up the patch, take out the gel inside the patch, put it into a syringe and inject it into a vein. well, he injected it and it caused an embolism and he died.

the next guy, got a prescription for vicodin. he took 2 pills and was feeling pretty good. so he naturally figured if 2 made him feel good, 2 more would make him feel even better. well, he kept this up and lost track of how many he took. he eventually took the whole bottle of vicodin and he died.