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2 tough questions

covergrl80

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Question 1...

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?





Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.





Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?


Candidate A.

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.


Candidate B.

He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.


Candidate C

He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.





Which of these candidates would be your choice?





Decide first... no peeking, then scroll down for the response.

























Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.








And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.




Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.


Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..



Never be afraid to try something new.


Remember:

Amateurs...built the ark.
Professionals...built the Titanic




And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year...



Can you guess which organization this is?



Give up yet?










It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.

I APOLIGIZE IF THIS IS REPOST!
 
lmfao, you're back to posting forwarded emails lolololllo
 
samoth said:
Just the kind of mindless spam this forum needs.

BRB, lemme copy/paste a few dozen Myspace spams here.

If you agree with this post, quote it with "This post is totally credited". If you don't, you'll have bad luck for seven years, your wife and children will be devoured by rabid bears, and a small meteor will destroy your car exactly three weeks from now.



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Interesting. Although the 535 members of congress statistic is a bit deceiving, since it doesn't pertain only to those still in office, but also the ones before them.
 
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samoth said:
Just the kind of mindless spam this forum needs.

BRB, lemme copy/paste a few dozen Myspace spams here.

Like, OMG! This post is totally credited!

*sends to 30 different friends*



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samoth said:
Just the kind of mindless spam this forum needs.

BRB, lemme copy/paste a few dozen Myspace spams here.


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It's what I do best! I mean come on we have threads in this bitch asking men how much money would it take for them to give another man a blow job......
 
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covergrl80 said:
It what I do best! I mean come on we have threads in this bitch asking men how much money would it take for them to give another man a blow job......

Yeah, but they're actually written by people here, you know?

I've always passionatly abhored emails or Myspace things that are copy/past/send to 500 friends.



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samoth said:
Yeah, but they're actually written by people here, you know?

I've always passionatly abhored emails or Myspace things that are copy/past/send to 500 friends.



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I just told you that is what I am good at. don't shit a :cow:



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covergrl80 said:
I just told you that is what I am good at. don't shit a :cow:

Like, ZOMG! Let's play the box of condoms game!

Subject: BOX OF CONDOMS
Body: The way you play the Box of Condoms Game is: you have to come up with one item to take to the register with a box of condoms to make the cashier raise an eyebrow.

No repeats
Drew G - Honey
Lyn-Z- Cotton Candy
Chelsea-Band Aids
Elfy - PADS. lawl. Period sex.
aliesha- jelly
mitch peanut buteer
Amanda-ice cream
Hobbes- MOTOR OIL
Troy-cheese wiz
Steph- icy hot
Brad - a pack of D cell batteries
Jamie - FLOUR!!
Adam - preperation H
Dan- a wire brush
The Fisch - a box of dog treats
J-ROD- The latest issue of skank magazine
JD - Exlax
Matt - Scissors, and ask for a paper bag
Carrie-vagasil

REPOST THIS TO ALL UR FRIENDS OR UR CAR WILL B DESTROYD BY A HUGE METEOR AND UR SECKS LIFE WILL PLUMMET LOWER THAN SUBLIMES!1



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