2 Questions for the Males:

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

1- Do you really think your gonna get more leverage if you buy a girl a couple drinks, then proceed to reminde her all through the night that you bought her drinks?

2-If your friends with a girl, and you continously buy her gifts and leave them at her house, are you expecting something in return? Or is a male just capable of being nice? (I'm drunk, so any stupid things I might type...like that last sentence... please excuse)

 

[smallmovesal]

 

[Kakdiesel]

I buy my close female friends gifts all the time and take them out to eat..

so yes, miss pessimistic, guys CAN be nice..i'm nicer than most women i know..and thats a fact..

now for the drink thing, well, whenever alcohol is involved..shady shit happens..theres no tellin what people are thinking

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Note to self: she is drunk and must take advantage. good opportunity to get some or in this case get rid of her forever. win win situation.


In a Butthead voice "Ummm, so like do you come here often?" Ummm, so like do you want to do it? Uhh huha Uhh huha

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

smalls...these are serious questions. All I ever hear is how confusing women are. But I'm simple. I say what I want and do what I want to get it. But guys, they confuse the hell out of me sometimes. You can never take things guys do at face value, you gotta look for the hidden sex factor motive

 

[lincoln]

Go to bed


Everyone in this world is different, every situation is different so you will never get an accurate answer.

 

[Frackal]

Hey if a guy buys you drinks you better put out bitch.

 

[Kakdiesel]

Truthfully I love being just friends with girls..no joke..so yes I do nice things for them out of appreciation and mutual love for the female friend..


i dont expect sexual shit..but i do know its an investment.."Invesment?" you ask?

well, theres nothing easier/better than a woman telling her hot friends how great of a guy you are..so already there are multiple hot girls thinking you are a great guy before you even open your mouth..

thats my investment

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I'm going to go to sleep...but...I have a drinking mantra. I must drink 5 big glasses of water before going to bed. Because othe wise I wake up dieing of thirst at least 5 times in the night. This way I just have to wake up to pee. Plus whenever I drink I wake up at dawn full of energy, and running while dehydrated is a bitch.

This is why I don't drink...dehydration....loss of sleep.....and waste of time

 

[Ingram]

1- Do you really think your gonna get more leverage if you buy a girl a couple drinks, then proceed to reminde her all through the night that you bought her drinks?

2-If your friends with a girl, and you continously buy her gifts and leave them at her house, are you expecting something in return? Or is a male just capable of being nice? (I'm drunk, so any stupid things I might type...like that last sentence... please excuse)

1- I don't buy girls drinks. Its sleazy... I will however buy a round and if a girl happens to be sitting with us then they will get a one as well.

2- I'm thinking the guy in question would have a better idea than some people on the internet. Ask him, and if you have to be drunk to do it then now would be a good time wouldn’t it?

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Re: Re: 2 Questions for the Males:

1- I don't buy girls drinks. Its sleazy... I will however buy a round and if a girl happens to be sitting with us then they will get a one as well.

2- I'm thinking the guy in question would have a better idea than some people on the internet. Ask him, and if you have to be drunk to do it then now would be a good time wouldn’t it?

your 1...this is the situation I'm speaking off. Sitting at the bar chatting with a variety of people, most of them male, have a few drinks bought for you from different males. Yet as the night progresses a certain male feels the need to reminde me or those drinks.

your 2.....I'm sobering up with this water, or at least so full of water I feel like a fish. But I wouldn't want to offend him in assuming something that could be just him being a nice person. I'd feel really bad being wrong. But then what if I'm right, then I got to face that head on. Its not a win win situation.....I was hoping you had the answer

 

[Kakdiesel]

read my post..it makes more sense

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Frackle.....what happen with you and Kart Chick? She hasn't been around here lately.....

Well I'm off to sleep....for 20 minutes, then pee, and proceed to get up every 15-20minutes there after until my antidiuretic hormone gets back into the groove

Its been nice chatting with you night owls.....well no I'm lieing....but it took up the time that I need to down this water, so I thank you for that

 

[Kakdiesel]

sleep tight homey

 

[satanic goatslayer]

1- Do you really think your gonna get more leverage if you buy a girl a couple drinks, then proceed to reminde her all through the night that you bought her drinks?

No, I usually fuck them in the ass against their will and toss them into dumpsters when I'm done.

2-If your friends with a girl, and you continously buy her gifts and leave them at her house, are you expecting something in return? Or is a male just capable of being nice? (I'm drunk, so any stupid things I might type...like that last sentence... please excuse)

I don't buy women gifts. My ribbed phallus is enough. You want more? I have a broom handle in the closet, I hope you like the taste of the contents of your own stomach.

 

[Imnotdutch]

Re: Re: Re: 2 Questions for the Males:

your 1...this is the situation I'm speaking off. Sitting at the bar chatting with a variety of people, most of them male, have a few drinks bought for you from different males. Yet as the night progresses a certain male feels the need to reminde me or those drinks.

///Certain male either 1) has less money than he thought and wants you to buy him a couple (yeah right!!) 2) thinks that buying a couple of drinks will make you eternally grateful and you just need reminding that by accepting those drinks you agreed to become his sex slave.

your 2.....I'm sobering up with this water, or at least so full of water I feel like a fish. But I wouldn't want to offend him in assuming something that could be just him being a nice person. I'd feel really bad being wrong. But then what if I'm right, then I got to face that head on. Its not a win win situation.....I was hoping you had the answer

///I am assuming that you are the girl who is with this guys friend (mentioned in first post). If so, does the guy your seeing know about these gifts? If not he's only after one thing. If bf does know, he should sort the situation out right now......continuously buying gifts for a freinds better half isnt right in my books. I think that next time you should just give the gift back and tell him to stop.....

Are you talking about the same guy in both situations????

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Imnot....
I don't have a bf

.....the guys in question 2 were just random guys at the bar I was at last night

...I told my friend in a nice e mail last night, no more gifts

 

[Jeff_rys]

Smalls, your smiley, are you laughing or banging?

 

[Mdguy]

[

...I told my friend in a nice e mail last night, no more gifts [/B][/QUOTE]


PlLEADE return my Swedish Penis Enlarger and the edible panties

 

[Imnotdutch]

I hope your friend takes it the right way......but at least he knows where he stands now.

I think that you have to be careful with nice guys because men know that women usually like nice.....so they act it out sometimes. Its just another plan for getting what they want. Maybe your freind is one of the men that do send gifts just to be nice......but I think he would be one of only a few. If he is genuine, I'm sure your mail wont bother him too much.

PS: I misread the Q2 the first time.....hence the confusing answer.

Imnot....
I don't have a bf

.....the guys in question 2 were just random guys at the bar I was at last night

...I told my friend in a nice e mail last night, no more gifts

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Thanks for the advice...so are you dutch?

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

1- Do you really think your gonna get more leverage if you buy a girl a couple drinks, then proceed to reminde her all through the night that you bought her drinks?

I only buy girls I know a drink. . . no strangers. . . fuck that. . . and I mos def won't keep reminding them about it cus that would just ruin a good moment.

It makes them feel bad. . .

I've been in a similar situation where a co-worker was buying rounds at the bar. . . and then would keep complaining about how much money he's spent the last week. . . fuck stop buying rounds then bitch

If I was in your situation I would just say "So what? You want me to pay you back?(with money)" or something along the lines

2-If your friends with a girl, and you continously buy her gifts and leave them at her house, are you expecting something in return? Or is a male just capable of being nice? (I'm drunk, so any stupid things I might type...like that last sentence... please excuse)

I haven't done this. . . unless burning a girl a joint counts. . . I don't expect anything in return except a "thank you" and dibs on her next joint when Im around. . .

 

[Longhorn85]

just say no

Easy solution: Don't accept the drinks and don't accept the gifts

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

Re: just say no

Easy solution: Don't accept the drinks and don't accept the gifts

haha. . . I bet she's just kicking herself now

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Re: just say no

Easy solution: Don't accept the drinks and don't accept the gifts

good point. But sometimes the bartender just puts one of those glasses upside down in front of you and you don't realize it untill you ask for another drink and he picks it up. (ok, that was a reach, I guess I just have to give up the free drinks....)

But if you were a guy and a girl said no to your drink would you think she was being a bitch? I don't want to be a bitch either, because I'm usually chatting with then through out the night

 

[Hannibal]

1- Do you really think your gonna get more leverage if you buy a girl a couple drinks, then proceed to reminde her all through the night that you bought her drinks?

2-If your friends with a girl, and you continously buy her gifts and leave them at her house, are you expecting something in return? Or is a male just capable of being nice? (I'm drunk, so any stupid things I might type...like that last sentence... please excuse)

I can only speak for myself...and I am an atypical male.

1. If I buy a woman a drink it is a way to break the ice. If she is interested she will say so. If she takes the drink and still does not thank me or approach me...then obviously shes not interested. That doesn't make her a bitch.

2.If I am friends with a girl I will buy them gifts. I do not expect anything in return. You do not have to look for the hidden sex factor with me...this unfortunately is not true of most guys. But A FEW of us males ARE capable of being nice.



Besides when's the last time you HAD to pay for a drink...several years ago??!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Re: Re: 2 Questions for the Males:

Besides when's the last time you HAD to pay for a drink...several years ago??!

Actually I usually prefer to buy my drinks. And even buy other guys drinks. I veiw it more as a common niceity between strangers, not so much as a pick up ploy. If I want to pick you up, I'm going to make that know n verbally and physically, not by the trasfer of alcohol

 

[Hannibal]

Re: Re: Re: 2 Questions for the Males:

Actually I usually prefer to buy my drinks. And even buy other guys drinks. I veiw it more as a common niceity between strangers, not so much as a pick up ploy. If I want to pick you up, I'm going to make that know verbally and physically, not by the trasfer of alcohol

So does that mean that if you bought me a drink...in say Daytona...that you wouldn't be trying to pick me up??!

 

[MP5]

If I buy a girl a drink I expect head, if I buy a girl a present I expect head.

Actually when you are hot like me, chicks buy you drinks, I have honestly never bought a girl a drink, fuck that, I am wise to that game.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I have honestly never bought a girl a drink, fuck that, I am wise to that game.

Your soooo full of shit, but your funny Whats up MP5?

 

[MP5]

I swear to you shags, I have never done that unless I was already dating the girl. I know that game, get some sucker to buy her drinks all night as she scopes out other guys. So her night on the town is paid for. Not me.

Of course I would buy you one, then we could go back to your place and play a little slap and tickle!

 

[danielson]

well if i reminded u it would probably be because i need the money for a bus

just as with women there are good men and assholes

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

Of course I would buy you one, then we could go back to your place and play a little slap and tickle!

Its only big enough to tickle huh.... If thats the case I might slap you to ease the pain on your ego

 

[MP5]

A true chauvanist is not concerned with the pleasure a woman receives! Actually, I could go down until you begged me to stop.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

A true chauvanist is not concerned with the pleasure a woman receives! Actually, I could go down until you begged me to stop.

LOLOLOL...way to represent MP5, thats why I like you, your always true to form

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

Refer to the dialogue between Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan in When Harry Met Sally. Even your guy 'friends' want to bang you.

Now, if we ever meet up I'll let you buy me a drink.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

PLEASE!!!!


Ok, i may be a little buzzed here, but let me just take a couple shots in the dark here... You fucking like to complain shaggs.. You complain when you get no attention, complain when you get too much attention, what the fuck?? Ok, i know that sounds way critical, and god knows im the last one to hand out criticism because Im so fucked myself, but please... tell me honestly right here right now, if anyone besides Zach Crockit tried to pick you up, would fucking bitch and moan about it?? Girl, you are so more like me than you'd ever care to admit.. you biggest problem in finding the right guy is you still have no fucking idea what you want, and maybe you have a clue or two about what you need, but have no idea who's the right one to give it to ya.. ok.. i said my peace love me or hate me, thats what was on my mind.

Now me, very simple, been fucked over pretty hard, (twice) they dont call me rusty ginsu boy for nothing. Now, after having been raked over the coals, you bet your sweet little ass i have my gaurd up with any girl, naughty or nice who comes down steriod_virgin lane..
I dont know what I want, but I also require a little less these days, (asked a black chick from my work out today) she's been showing me way too much attention, lately, comes by my office 2 times a day just to say hi, im on a diffenrent floor, but i guess my straight forward, "hey, lets go have a drink i want to get to know you better" comment caught her off gaurd and she had to catch up on some sleep... ok fuck im getting too drunk, i can hardly concentrate, but look here you stupid fool, I know for sure there are at least a couple of guys you know right now who would treat you right.. you just got to wake up and figure what you looking for, once you really know, i will sit and listen to you bitch all day long... i do a pretty good job at that.

 

[Frackal]

Frackle.....what happen with you and Kart Chick? She hasn't been around here lately.....

Long story...only a few know the truth.

 

[absolute hardgainer]

How lovely to see that the women on this board have such a high opinon of the men here. On second thought, with the behaviour of some of the men here that's little wonder, really.

hardgainer ( )

 

[Kakdiesel]

word

 

[ALCATRAZ]

Let's face it....for women, a male friend is a dick in a glass case. You keep him around because....because you never know when you might have to break that glass!

For men, a female friend is a woman you haven't fucked "yet." But as soon as you figure out the angle, you're in there!!

BTW, this was paraphrased from Chris Rock.

 

[bigpoppadrew]

Sorry to the women here I am not bashing women here but men are sooo much nicer then women. How many women buy men flowers? or gifts (b-day, xmas excluded)? Women just love to take advantage of men and use them. Some men buy women things to show they want to be more then friends but that is better then doing nothing at all like women, then bitching about it asking if men actually buy them things if they are not expecting something in return. Sorry gals had to vent a little there hehe.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

PLEASE!!!!


Ok, i may be a little buzzed here, but let me just take a couple shots in the dark here... You fucking like to complain shaggs.. You complain when you get no attention, complain when you get too much attention, what the fuck??

... tell me honestly right here right now, if anyone besides Zach Crockit tried to pick you up, would fucking bitch and moan about it??

Wow...steriod, I didn't think you saw me in that way. I'm not bitching here. I was just inquiring on the minds or guys here. I have nothing to complain about in my life.

I am, as I thought you knew, very happy with my life. And yes, I'd love to meet Zach Thomas, Rob Conrad, or Goldberg, but I'm only human. I'm allowed to have fantansies just as you boys are. But I no way limit myself to just those guys. I love men. I'd say about 98% of all the guys I encounter in my life I'd go out on a date with.

EVERYONE (except cocky assholes) have qualities that make them special and wicked sexy to me. Its just Thomas, Conrad, and Goldberg have a particular appeal to my taste buds

 

[The Dude]

1. No

2. Sometimes, sometimes not. I've been "just nice."

 

[MkZk]

Nah I don't buy drinks for the ladies.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

My rule is don't buy them a drink unless they are your gf. If you buy them a drink, they automatically think, O hear comes another guy being nice to me or trying to impress me to get into my pants. Fuck that!!! I say... As one of my friends once said, "If she was interested she would give me some signs or come over and say something. If not, I am not here to blow up some bitches already blown up ego."

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

ummm dont drink and surf

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

ummm dont drink and surf

Jameson is good, but its suppose to make you happy drunk. So what did you drink?

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

that night... uhh lets see... a mix of wine, beer, margarita, umm maybe some other shit too.. oh yeah i did have some jameson.. we had this nice picnic, mostly married people and people with girlfriends.. i was like the only single guy.. this shit is getting old.

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

The jist of what i wanted to say got screwed up anyhow... i hate conversing solely through typing messages.. im not one for verbalizing in written form..