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2 deep, dark secrets about me...

swole

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I am reluctant to share...but I've formed a weird attachment with you people over the 1.5 years of my EF life.

PHEW

Ok, here goes...





























































1. one time, i licked my own erect penis



















































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2. the other day, i managed to touch my asshole with my very own penis...so technically, I might be able to fuck myself
 
swole said:
I am reluctant to share...but I've formed a weird attachment with you people over the 1.5 years of my EF life.

PHEW

Ok, here goes...

1. one time, i licked my own erect penis

and...

2. the other day, i managed to touch my asshole with my very own penis...so technically, I might be able to fuck myself
You are now the king of all men. We bow down and hope to learn your techniques so we can be free of the wiles of women.
 
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swole said:
I am reluctant to share...but I've formed a weird attachment with you people over the 1.5 years of my EF life.

PHEW

Ok, here goes...


1. one time, i licked my own erect penis

and...

2. the other day, i managed to touch my asshole with my very own penis...so technically, I might be able to fuck myself

...I'm not impressed. ...now, when you can toss your own salad, then I'll be impressed.
 
Ok, I had half a chubby, but I swear to god I did it...I moved my nuts out of the way and stretched that fucker down...

it was like topgun for nintendo...you know...that scene where you have to refuel your jetplane?
 
swole said:
Ok, I had half a chubby, but I swear to god I did it...I moved my nuts out of the way and stretched that fucker down...

it was like topgun for nintendo...you know...that scene where you have to refuel your jetplane?

I dont know. Refueling was tough. Maybe that will explain why i cant fuck my own ass like you.
 
swole said:
Ok, I had half a chubby, but I swear to god I did it...I moved my nuts out of the way and stretched that fucker down...

it was like topgun for nintendo...you know...that scene where you have to refuel your jetplane?
LMFAO
 
redguru said:

How long did you bookmark that page in hopes that one day you could be like Humorme and post a witty picture at the right possible moment?

Ok look, you know when you're hanging REALLY low, and then you get a chubby, it's the biggest your cock has ever been while still "soft." For that particular second, I was able to do what I said.
 
Dunk said:
I dont know. Refueling was tough. Maybe that will explain why i cant fuck my own ass like you.

Everytime you go upstate a part of me goes sad and lonely knowing you are far away :(

You missed some good stuff today.
 
swole said:
How long did you bookmark that page in hopes that one day you could be like Humorme and post a witty picture at the right possible moment?

Ok look, you know when you're hanging REALLY low, and then you get a chubby, it's the biggest your cock has ever been while still "soft." For that particular second, I was able to do what I said.

LOL :). Forumspile has pics for every occasion.
 
swole said:
Everytime you go upstate a part of me goes sad and lonely knowing you are far away :(

You missed some good stuff today.

You ever go quadding thru the woods. Pull over to pee. Think to yourself damn im all alone out here. Rub one out and watch it melt the snow?

I have.
 
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