100%

[Zebo]

Now stay with me here.......

What makes 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful......

What makes life 100% ?

If each letter of the alphabet represents a number:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far ass kissing will take you.....

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

 

[hardrock]

100% gayest thread ever!

 

[TEXgrl]

lol at hardrock!

zebo, i've seen that before, it is funny! how are things for you?

 

[Zebo]

HARDROCK
8 1 18 4 15 23 3 11 = 83%

Let's try a little harder next time........


I'm good TEXgrl, how about you?

 

[PoyeBoy]

hardrocks real name is Barnaby, so if you can figure that one out

 

[hardrock]

LOVE and HATE. Those were the rings right?

Thats just my pet name, Alice!

 

[WODIN]

Barney is the ANTICHRIST!

1. Start with the given:
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR

2. Change all U's to V's (which is proper Latin anyway)
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR

3. Extract all Roman Numerals:
C- V -- V- L -- D - I -V

4. Convert these into Arabic values:
100- 5 - 5 -50 - 500 - 1 - 5

5. Add these numbers:
666

There you have it, proof that Barney is the Antichrist

 

[TEXgrl]

HARDROCK
8 1 18 4 15 23 3 11 = 83%

Let's try a little harder next time........


I'm good TEXgrl, how about you?

can't complain, although i will, if you give me time!

t e x g r l
20-5-24-7-18-12 = 86%