100 reasons OUR side has better playas

[AAP]

1) You get to die of AIDS

BUT SO DO STRAIGHT PEOPLE, BUT THE DUMBASSES JUST KEEP ON LIVING RIGHT? YOU STILL HERE APPARENTLY.

2) You know what another man's ass smells like

BETTER THAN WHAT A TWAT TASTES LIKE? CAN I KISS YOU TO FIND OUT?

3) 90% of the population thinks you're a gisgusting pervert or a child molester

WHAT THE HELL IS "gisgusting"?

4) You were tortured by the jocks in school

KIND OF LIKE HAVING GYNO AND WIMPY FRAME TOO RIGHT?

5)You know how difficult it is to remove semen stains from your eyeglasses.

BEATS HAVING TO PAY 18 YEARS FOR A "SLIP UP" NOTICE HOW "WE" PULL OUT.

6) Your social life centers around the locker room at the gym

YEAH, I AND FOUR OTHER BUDDIES HANG AROUND IN THE SHOWERS AND RUN A TRAIN RAPE ON DORKS WITH BREASTS.

7) You know what semen tastes like

NECTAR OF THE GODS.

8) You have to take a shower after having sex to clean the shit from your penis

AND YOU LEAVE YOURS CRUSTY WITH VAGINAL SECRETIONS? YUCK! OR DO YOU SHOWER AT ALL?

9) You absolutely cannot have sex without vaseline

OF COURSE WE CAN. I USE 'EROS', NOT VASELINE.

10) Your own parents don't like you

MINE ADORE ME. YOU ARE JUST FULL OF STEREO TYPES. YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. LIKE COME OUTSIDE AND SEE HOW THE REAL WORLD OPERATES. DO YOU LIVE IN ALABAMA? YOU SOUND JUST LIKE A HICK.

Ta Ta Kiddos, I have to run to lunch and get a hair cut. More insights later.

 

[musclebrains]

there you go again, Plifter, showing your amazing ignorance. Gay men use water-based lubricants, since the oily ones you use to put your head up the butts of the 300-lb women you mount cause condoms to dissolve.

Second, a recent survey turned up the news that more than 50 percent of Olympic athletes are gay or bisexual. Apparently you were not attractive enough to be anally tortured by us in school.

I could go on but why make the obvious observation that you genrealize your own contempt to everyone else? Your statement that 90 percent of the population finds gay people disgusting is completely wrong, as every poll taken in recent years has demonstrated.

Just like your endless fabrications about AIDS and gay people, though, the truth won't make any difference to you.

 

[plifter]

there you go again, Plifter, showing your amazing ignorance. Gay men use water-based lubricants, since the oily ones you use to mount your 300-lb women cause condoms to dissolve.

Second, a recent survey turned up the news that more than 50 percent of Olympic athletes are gay or bisexual. Apparently you were not attractive enough to be anally tortured by us in school.

Just like your endless fabrications about AIDS and gay people, though, the truth won't make any difference to you.

Since my AIDS information comes from the CDC I'm guessing you believe the CDC is a government organization that is fabricating information against gays.

50% of Olympic athletes are queer? Maybe the figure skaters but for the rest of the athletes that's bullshit. How many olympic boxers are gay?

 

[AAP]

Yes, over 50% of Olympic atheletes are gay. Why? Because we are superior in everyway, we look good in spandex and we can actually be interviewed on TV and not say something stupid like plifter.

To plifter and those ten comments - WHERE IS YOUR PROOF? HUH?? PROOF?

MUSCLEBRAINS - plifter doesn't mount 300lbs women. He mounts midgets. That is the only kind that find his little weinie "comfy" - as he put it in one of his posts to May1010.

 

[Frackal]

I don't get it...I read almost all 100 and didn't see one thing I liked... lol

 

[Natymike]

49. Yes, you do have a condom.

I think there is an obvious stat that says this may not be completely true.

 

[plifter]

Yes, over 50% of Olympic atheletes are gay. Why? Because we are superior in everyway, we look good in spandex and we can actually be interviewed on TV and not say something stupid like plifter.

To plifter and those ten comments - WHERE IS YOUR PROOF? HUH?? PROOF?

MUSCLEBRAINS - plifter doesn't mount 300lbs women. He mounts midgets. That is the only kind that find his little weinie "comfy" - as he put it in one of his posts to May1010.

I'm not arguing anymore with someone that calls himself Anal Assplorer.

 

[moe dank]

 

[_Outlaw]

1) You get to die of AIDS

2) You know what another man's ass smells like

3) 90% of the population thinks you're a gisgusting pervert or a child molester

4) You were tortured by the jocks in school

5)You know how difficult it is to remove semen stains from your eyeglasses.

6) Your social life centers around the locker room at the gym

7) You know what semen tastes like

8) You have to take a shower after having sex to clean the shit from your penis

9) You absolutely cannot have sex without vaseline

10) Your own parents don't like you

Nice reply Plifter

 

[supersizeme]

in the immortal words of Big Buck:

butt pirates