Since people started bumping this back up, as that old guy says, "Now I'll tell you the REST of the story". I went over our HR guy's head to his boss, the regional HR manager. Now he wouldn't tell me what the testing list contained, but did say steroids was NOT a part of it, that they were only concerned with mind-altering drugs. Now the local HR guy just throws dirty looks in my direction, so I'll be watching my back.