0-200 in 4 seconds!

[Dial_tone]

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look" she said. I want
something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is
coming up, you could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

 

[Raina]

 

[Whiskey]

FATTY!!

Whiskey

 

[bran987]

YESSSS hahahahahhahahahhahh finally a good joke

 

[ziggyziggy]

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look" she said. I want
something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is
coming up, you could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

I once went on a ride in the back seat of an F-18 trainer when I was active duty. 0-260mph in about a second and a half!

Zig

 

[beefcake28]

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports like car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she
seemed to like was way out of their price range. "Look" she said. I want
something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is
coming up, you could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

 

[Lestat]

lol

 

[wtlftr]

hahahahhahahaha

 

[anthrax]

Lmao

 

[big_bad_buff]

awesome