If you're taller than me then you're above average height for a man since I'm the average height of a US male. And nobody who can poke as much fun at himself as you could possibly have an ugly spirit, so there!
You're tall and beautiful, Musclemom has decreed it, so there!
I've never met a truly ugly person, just ugly spirits and minds. Face it, live long enough and gravity catches up to everyone. As for short, frankly I'm 5'9" ... in heels I'm taller than 97% of people in any given room, my husband included