You know what I don't like? People who use the higher water fountain at the gym to fill up their water bottles. Sorry its off topic but it happened about 20mins ago when I was at the gym and I needed to vent.
Some things you should know:
-No, we do not ride around on horses (people ask me this EVERY time I go out of state).
-Most of us are nice people that are willing to help out.
-Most of us are raised to behave politely in public so saying "fuck" will get you attention.
-Texas weather is very...
I cannot do Ambien. I was prescribed Ambien awhile back and woke up with a bunch of semi-cooked chicken sitting in the skillet. Luckily the skillet was off but I have no recollection of cooking it. I used to take Tylenol PM as well but I always feel drowsy the next day.
Yes, I smoke half a pack a day and cycle and smoke pot every morning after work/before bed (I typically get home around 330-4am). This tren makes me an even worse insomniac than I already am so the weed really helps. However, there is no fucking way I can smoke a cig on the way to the gym or...
A lot of people really have a weird perception of Texas. It's shit like this that makes people from out of state think that I used to ride to school on a horse. I wish I was making that up.
I got food poisoning from this place in Dallas called Snuffers (yet I still eat there occasionally). It only lasted for one day, which is short for food poisoning I guess but it was a bad, bad, day. The only thing that I could keep down (or in for that matter) was 7UP and crackers. Food...
I used to work at a background screening company and the majority of the people's jobs consisted of verifying information. By verifying information I mean: calling former employers and schools. Another department was criminal and credit (where I worked). We would send your SSN number in and it...
I haven't read this entire thread but Joe Rogan once said something along the lines of:
"There are guys that were born gay and there are really, really gullible straight guys. The gullible straight guys are called 'bisexual'.The gay guy will go up to the straight guy and asked if he has ever...
There are only a few episodes that have stood the test of time and still make me laugh:
Super Spoiled Whore: Video Play Set (show the whole world what a slut you are!) where Mr. Slave and Paris Hilton have the whoreoff.
Scott Tennerman (sp?) Must Die where Cartman makes the chili out of...