but seriously
The correct plural for "penis" is "penes". The correct plural for "scrotum" is " scrota". The correct plural for "clitoris" is "clitorides".
They had asked for a letter on company letterhead explaining her job--she simply got someone in the place she works for (it has a neutral sounding name) to make one out saying she does freelance catering for them.
If you tell them you own your own business, they might ask you for earnings statements. "Model" is often a euphemism for stripper, so you'd be right back where you started.
My GF uses "catering" as her occupation, and we had no problem getting a nice apartment.
Not sure how it is where you are, but in NYC landlords and realtors are prohibited from discriminating against tenants based on their occupations. Examine your local housing laws.
Or you could just tell them you work for a catering company.
When Richard Dawson tells him to take out Arnold, he says "I've gotta go score some steroids" (earlier Dawson had asked him if steroids made him deaf).
"I'm so confused" Aleister Crowley
"More champagne" Anton Chekhov
"Nothing, my dear, but a change of heart" James Madison, who previously had expressed a desire to live until July 4th, to his niece, who had asked him what he had just muttered
I remember speaking with the young guy who's at the desk on weekend nights (forget his name) a couple weeks ago, and he mentioned that they were going to be doing some renovation on the street level. Maybe that's why some of the equipment is gone. Street level just had cardio equipment, 2 delt...
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I train at that gym sometimes, as it's near my girlfriend's house. It's a decent gym (although not as well-equipped as my regular gym) and they have a few nice pieces of equipment. I'll swing by there tomorrow and see what's up--I hope to hell they're not closed, as it's such a...