I've seen 200 pound bulk monsters come out of jail and they're DEFINATELY not getting no 1.5-2 grams per lb of protein in the big house.
Bottom line you need protein but not no 2 grams per pound, tha't just so rediculous.
Hey, thanks, ummm..."***" I could always pop it in the microwave.
No really, this is beginning to effect me. I need some disease-free non-pregnantable pussy fast.
Hey, I'm not Puddles neither but if you want an even cheaper alternative, just use good ole fashion Mineral Oil USP -- it's mad cheap!
Don't use baby oil witch "contains" mineral oil, because that contains irritants. Get the pure USP brand at your local drug store.
Happy anal.