Take the shagin wagon or sometimes we'd hide in the boots of mates cars so we didnt have to pay,but they caught on to that pretty quick.They also had a dusk till dawn where they'd play about 4 movies.
If that was my boy I would certainly discipline him myself but god help any bastard that physically assaults my kid.I would cave that bus drivers head in with a cricket bat and then drag him under the bus for 10 miles until his battered corpse had melted to the diff.