tha joker

Occupation

Space Shuttle Door Gunner

My Favorite Music:

Cold, Mudvayne, Morphine, Portishead, Beastie Boys, Jimmy Hendrix, Staind

My Favorite Movies:

Freddy Got Fingered, Borat, Heat, The Usual Suspects, 300, Das Boat, Flash Gordon, Snatch, Blackhawk Down, The Dark Knight, The Terminator, Parenthood, The Holy Grail, V for Vendetta.

My Favorite TV Shows:

Battlestar Galactica, Dexter, South Park, Family Guy, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, The First 48

My Heros:

My Father

My Favorite Books:

Why They Kill, Zulu Victory, Our Vietnam, Buzzed, Out of The Shadows, The Serial Killer Files

My Favorite Sports:

Rugby, Australian Rules Football, Baseball

Cultural References:

I'm Irish, German, Belgian, Danish, and unfortunately Cajun.

My Ideal Weekend would be:

A weekend that consisted of nothing but my wife providing me with oral gratification.

My Vices are:

Compulsive Masturbation and Lots of Procrastination.

What's in my refrigerator:

Not much........

Stuff I really hate:

Protestant Right Wing Conservatives, The NRA, The NAACP, oh boy don't get me started!!!

Children:

Proud parent

Education:

Some college

My Marital Status:

Married

Smoker:

Yes

Drinker

No

Sexual Orientation:

Straight

Religious:

No

My Religion:

Agnostic

My Astrological Sign:

Virgo (Virgin): Aug. 23-Sept. 22

My Area Code:

816

My Zip Code:

64131

My Ethnicity:

White / Caucasian

My City:

Kansas City

My State:

MO

My Income:

$30,000 to $45,000

My Muscularity:

Some

My Body Type:

Athletic

My Head Hair:

Lots

My Face Hair:

Clean Shaven

My Body Hair:

Some

I'm looking for:

1. Friends

Between the Sheets I'm:

1. Adventurous
2. Experienced
3. Dominating

I kiss on the first date:

That and a whole lot more