I read an article in a national geographic about a group of powerlifters who supposedly could all dunk from a standstill (despite being more than alittle on the chunky side). Maybe give some powerlifting a try.
Sucks bro. I can definitly relate to you with the metabolism thing but It sounds like you may not be eating enough. I would definitly lose major weight with only three meals a day. Focus on retaining the gains you make from your cycles, not on the next cycle. It sucks that your wife wont...