Recent content by Southern Dandy

"Proof to me, plus look at the Hulkster! All those feather boa's and those sun glasses. What straight man do you know goes and puts highlights in his goatee?" Hulkster should definately lose the boa's. To answer your question, I would guess Scott Steiner, but I don't know him. So it's just...

WWE... sounds much gayer than WWF

"that is what the WWF has shown me. so fake" What do you have against the World Wildlife Fund??

God damned if I know... just sounds right.

"THOUGH IT JUST MAKES PEOPLE NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY" kinda like posting in all CAPS... just an observation.

It's either Blue Monday or Stitches... yes?

"I think there is existing precedent that shows God can nail anyone he wants, as long as they are a virgin. mainly because God doesn't want a veneral disease. he might have invented them, but even God can't get rid of herpes." So thats who has been hogging all the virigns!! What a dick! I am...

"brad pitt is actually the spitting image of God. God likes to do that sometimes. only God has long white hair and a long beard. he could probably do more than 225. maybe 235. also he made the platypus. that guy is funny." Now we're getting some where. Does the mean that god is also...

215 - 225? That hardly instill any kind of fear of wrath.... Are we talking Brad Pitt in "Fight Club" ripped? That was impressive.

"this one is easy - there is this really big dude" I think the real question here is, how much can he bench?

"So what do you attribute your feeling on that there is no God to?" I can't speak for plornive, but my guess would be logic.

yeah because we all know the majic man that lives on the clouds "created" us. I like religion. It's neat.

Adding Goldberg will spike the ratings... briefly. Ultimately it will do more harm then good in my opinion. As Pink Space Biscuit said, he has no mic or wrestling skills. I would love to see Lesnar (who is a legitamate bad ass) take him to school. Or Rhyno whose spear is much more...

http://input-entertainment.de/laser/ enjoy.

Given the situation TEST APE was in, at the risk of being unpopular, I would of done the same thing. Twice. Though I think it's funny that Mikey said what he did, but his location field goes something like this: "Location: Just leaving your girlfriends house!". Ironic, don't you think?