Recent content by somewhat_damaged

2 seconds after reading that shit i was laughing so hard i couldn't think!!!! still teary. best joke i've ever heard. OMG that was fukkin funny!

college chicks aren't easy. they're bitches!

as far as personality goes, quick wit is great. its funny and shows intelligence. also i like a girl who isn't afraid to swear. sounds weird i guess but this can also be funny and it shows no inhibition. in the bedroom i like a girl who lets me rip her panties off and ram it in hard with no...

i have a vested intrest in the bengals whipping the chargers asses...i'm a redskin fan. but i love cinncy. i knew they'd be great. dick lebeau for coach of the year!!! i can see it now! GO SKINS!

right on arnold! LMAO at that user name. funny shit.

DIE HARD SKINS FAN i refuse to NOT pull for the skins just because they sukk. i love them. i live in texas and all i hear about over here is the fukkin cowboys, even when they sukk. they're everywhere. so i wll not relent in my support of MY skins. however, i still can't figure out if...

thanks a lot guys. k, invest in a bike and stop bitching. got it. :) and yes, that is what the name stands for. i love that song. saw nin live and they didn't play it though. they started with terrible lie though and they played wish and burn so it was all good in the end. you a fellow...

i wouldn't mind looking like that. sans body hair though of course.

i haven't lifted seriously in months and i haven't played a down of football in over 2 years. i do, however, have faith in my potential (in hs i made the all district team 2 years in a row on a team that went 1-19 during that span). i'm a little over weight but not fat and i'm not injured...

theres this guy in my gym who started talking to me one day out of the clear blue sky. i was getting dressed and he goes: "hey!" but that fat bastard didn't even look at me. so just in case he was talking to me i said "hey." just to be polite. then i hear him say "i just took a week off."...