Recent content by Sans Teeth

Proper intial, wrong diagnosis. GLP be me. Sorry for intruding on your thread. Drink some lucky instead.

Ten-four, good buddy. I have a vial of acid. I was wondering, should I burn myself with it, and if I do so - shall I call the proper authorities?

One time I had to rate "the biggest loser" because that was the only one that could fit into a garbage bag. I mean, I only drove a sweet Lada hatchback. Only so much tissue can fit into one of those cocksuckers. Frehly.

Live in person, a man who says "entertain me fuckers" gets snap kicked in the throat. But since you asked, go to consumptionjunction.com and look for the video where the guy shoves a needle in his sack. P.S - Guinness sucks. Drink belgian.

If only you didn't post such groundbreaking threads. I mean, for God's sakes woman, the internet can only take so much wisdom.

That was a pretty fucking cool Sega Genesis Game, Altered Beast. Like the transition from canadian bimbo to respected screen name. Raow x 2. Peace, The short Lehman brother.

Methadone is for quitters. Ram a hypodermic needle into her jugular for faster results.

Do you have alcoholic liver disease like I do?

I have several. They all celebrate certain important milestones in my life. Such as the time I lost my virginity to an AIDS broker. That one is a shriveled testicle on my forehead. I have a spray can of Lysol on my shoulder. That's cause I like to get fucked up. Haj.

Yes, I once listened to "Can U Deliver?" By Armored Saint eighteen times in three hours. Not so much because the song was glorious, but moreso because the landlord was bitching about high pitched screams, the stupid cunt.