Recent content by ridethesnake

So I'm one of those wierdo survival minded people. I'm building up a food store. I'd really like to include protein powder and I figure since there are some really educated folks around here that maybe someone would know a little sum'n sum'n. Does anyone know how long it stays good for...

despite what Dr. Phil might say, females are attracted to MEN (not girls with penises). it's their nature to test our wills and see if we're weak (able to be controlled by them). if you bend over backwards to do every little thing they ask of you, they will shit on you and eventually leave...

I'd do this: http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/s...74&postcount=15, or one of the 5x5s. If your focus is big, strong legs, why only work them once a week?

looks like you're just going to have to suck it up and do the obvious thing: break into jail, spend the night, and then pray to god you can successfully break back out.

cocky or humble, hmmmmmmm . . . normally I drink a full bottle of tequilla, talk shit to everyone and anyone I come into contact with (including my date), and wind up pulling out my dick in public. so I guess that's kind of cocky. then again, my dick isn't that big, so i guess it's kind of...

i came dangerously close to straight shitting my pants on my heavy deadlift set a few weeks ago. i KNOW someone has actually made a little mud in their shorts while going big on the DLs. oh well. i don't think any girl would be outraged by the fact that a man farts under extreme physical...

wow, you must be incredibly wise to intrinsically know that every single person who lifts weights does it solely for the purpose of looking a certain way. i had no idea that powerlifters went to all that trouble just to look the way they do.

"Hi. I'm new to the neighborhood and I'm required by state law to inform you that I was convicted of a sex crime."

If you live by a cattle farm, just sneak up in the middle of the night with a sharp knife and get 'em for free. Good way to get cardio, too. You'll probably want to add a lot of hot sauce.

Lift hard. 3-4 times a week but emphasize core lifts. If you did every lift DJB mentioned, and that's it, you'd get bigger. But go on the PW forum and read up about proper form so you don't get hurt. And eat 1.5 gr protein/lb bw. Best route to go, since you want to be strong/big anyway, is...

It seems a bit tricky, as it's fine for girls to have male friends (although it's uncommon), and to forbid her from having male friends would be a little overbearing. But she made the comment about sex between her and one of them. However she phrased it doesn't matter. She put that picture...

Ha. The pain of life is uncontrollable. Life is full of suffering and there's nothing I can do about it. If I focus on the pain that life deals me I will wallow in sorrow and fail in life. So I create pain I can control and overcome. I focus my energy on it as a way to distract myself from...

8:30 - 3 ???? Those are some kinky bible-beaters. What do they talk about for six and a half hours? How long does it take to tell rednecks to give their husbands blowjobs everyday?

"In the interests of equality they should open up some places where 140lb guys can feel safe and secure curling in the rack without having big angry bald men growling at them" introducing . . . . Twigs, the male-only gym! (were the dumbells only go up to 50 lbs)

I used to have a powder/bar intensive diet. When I switched to whole, natural foods I started gaining again. I still get almost half my protein from powder, but before it was like 3/4.